“Holy crap! You're the guy from EGM!?!?!?”

“Seeanbaby is the funniest motherfucker on the planet.”

“I can't watch Gary Coleman in his money lending commercials without thinking about Sean and "The time that Gary Coleman SAVED MY LIFE."

That, ladies and gentlemen, is how big of an impression this guy makes. It's HUGE! ”

“sean is proof that growing up with goats dosnt neccessarily make your future set in stone as a cheese farmer.”

“Well, I can't think of a single person who has been a greater factor in making me the person I am now. He's got to be something pretty special for that reason.

I'm often amazed at how he can still make me laugh, and how much I miss him.”

“Seanbaby can kick your ass in either Muay Thai, OR Tic-Tac-Throw.

There's only one other person I know who's as multi-talented, and that's Barbara Streisand. Chew on THAT, bitches.”

“Seanbaby has been an inspiration to the strangely disfunctional unmotivated fucks around the world. There is nothing that I believe could sway my trust in the words of this brilliant man...Unless he told me to not trust him, which could hurt....a whole lot”

“Seanbaby is good people.”

“Seanbaby is directly or indirectly responsible for me knowing just about everyone I know in PDX, but please don't hold that against him. He's got a heart of gold and the cock to match.”

“he's got balls of an elephant
the mouth of cockatoo
skills like Snoop Dog
and bills like Mr. Jefferson

...and when we come together
you know we form Voltron”

“seanbaby is one sweet guy. hes hilarious, cute, and he has tons of awesome stuff in his house! one day ill sneak in and live under something and hell never know im there looking through all his things while he sleeps.

he also makes me smile and laugh until i wish my face would fall off because it hurts! that is quite a super power. not many people can do that.”

“Seanbaby is just too cool for words, so cool in fact he has to let some of it spill over onto whoever's nearest to him so they can feel all cool too. ”

“To my neighbor...SeanBaby...who has known me somewhat slightly before anyone of you suiciders...People know he can dance...people know he can sing...but his real talent is in making you smile...If I was going to make sean a drink...it would be redbull & vodka because the guy has wings...seriously...he's fly~!!!

I'll never forget the walks to roxy or the spiderman breakdancing with mr.T grrrrrrr fist~!!!”