Member: Seanbaby

Seanbaby is a 32 year-old in San Francisco, CA.

I’m private
 
APRIL 12, 2004 @ 01:18 PM

I thought I'd have trouble adjusting to being single and in San Francisco, but I was suprised to find that the city provides robots for me to kill on nearly every major street.



Work is getting out of control, though. Every time I walk through my magazine's corporate office, an editor screams out that they want a column from me. Apparently, no one in this city calls writers... they just wait until one wanders past their cubicle.

I have about 318 articles to write this week about the usual nonsense, but my weirdest gig is that I'm heading down to LA next weekend to film some sort of fighting video with a UFC friend of mine and some celebrity fighters at TV's Fear Factor's Joe Rogan's house. I'm assuming he's going to make us eat poisonous beetles out of a donkey's asshole from a moving circus train at some point during the shoot.

Previous

PAGE: 

1 | 2 | 3

Next

Comments
Kimmi

Kimmi

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

APR 20, 2004 03:14 PM

I wish there were more robots here...

Ryan

Ryan

SUICIDEGIRL

Greenland

APR 20, 2004 11:44 PM

omg, KIMMI!!!

she obviously doesn't know who i am!!

i must show her my ways...

that pic rocks! i miss you! i sent you mail!

bcmark

bcmark

Portland, OR
September 2002

APR 21, 2004 01:08 AM

Seriously though, I miss the fuck out of you, brother. I'm glad things are going so awesome for you down there, but I hope you come up to visit Portland again soon.

Also, plans for a road trip have been pushed back to July, but when it happens we are totally crashing with you in San Fransico for a couple of days, and it will rule so many faces that we'll have to import faces from other countries to carry all the excess rulage. I recommend Japan because some of those dudes have huge heads.

angie1

angie1

Henderson, NV
January 2004

APR 23, 2004 11:45 AM

Damn we have the same birthday. I think we should make-out! kiss kiss kiss kiss

Miami

Miami

Los Angeles, CA
September 2002

APR 23, 2004 05:16 PM

awesome. i love killing robots. but i hate cubicles.

retroactivwe

retroactivwe

San Francisco, CA
July 2003

APR 27, 2004 08:42 AM

Dude, that robot is my sister. Every time she gets killed I have to spend like a week putting her back together. Don't be a hater.

muller

muller

San Jose, CA
July 2002

APR 27, 2004 02:07 PM

Just read your article on Laugh Tracks in the wave, funny shit.

Noelani

Noelani

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

APR 29, 2004 09:34 AM

I asked in the SF group, but I thought I'd ask here too...Are you going to Coachella for both days? A bunch of SF kids are going to. What are you to cool to tell us you're going? Tryin to hide from us? wink Anyhow, thought it might be fun to hook up with you at some point.

How'd the shoot go? UFC huh? I'm more of a Pride kinda girl. Gotta love the Japanese.

Noelani

Noelani

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

APR 29, 2004 04:39 PM

Yeah, I'd give you a call if I had your number. I think you left it on my answering machine once....I suck.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Vancouver, WA
August 2002

MAY 05, 2004 12:41 PM

I'm with bcmark on this one.

Fag.

see_roxxeekitty

see_roxxeekitty

Germany
April 2004

MAY 07, 2004 05:31 AM

Sweet. I want a robot. biggrin

I'm lost
May 2004

MAY 07, 2004 12:54 PM

Hey its your old pal. I'm doing my soulreaver impression these days to keep the adoring fans at bay.

The summer is coming up and we need to play some volleyball. When you coming back up north.

DisappearHere

DisappearHere

Portland, OR
February 2003

MAY 08, 2004 01:32 AM

Those bastard robots! NOT TO BE TRUSTED!

TV's Fear Factor is neat.

arik

arik

San Francisco, CA
OLD SKOOL

MAY 14, 2004 03:40 AM

i am not at all surprised that you are being sent on a weird and random assignment, if you worked for me i would send you on random assignments all the time smile

i still tell people about that weird ass baptist slasher film by the way. and about the wendy's training tape of course.

i'm moving to sf next month, would be cool to hang out again.

Neko

Neko

SUICIDEGIRL

Afghanistan

MAY 16, 2004 12:25 PM

holy fucking shit. i think that picture defines your existance. that's you creeping up on our inevitable and imminent animatronic future. shit.
it rocked getting to meet you at prom. sorry if my drunken self wanted your posterity right then and there. these things happen.

PreviousNext
Past
APRIL 2004

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

11

12

13

14

15

16

17

18

19

20

21

22

23

24

25

26

27

28

29

30

MARCH 2004

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

11

12

13

14

15

16

17

18

19

20

21

22

23

24

25

26

27

28

29

30

31

FEBRUARY 2004

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

11

12

13

14

15

16

17

18

19

20

21

22

23

24

25

26

27

28

29

JANUARY 2004

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

11

12

13

14

15

16

17

18

19

20

21

22

23

24

25

26

27

28

29

30

31