Member: Seanbaby

Seanbabyis a 32 year-old in San Francisco, CA.

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APRIL 12, 2004 @ 01:18 PM

I thought I'd have trouble adjusting to being single and in San Francisco, but I was suprised to find that the city provides robots for me to kill on nearly every major street.



Work is getting out of control, though. Every time I walk through my magazine's corporate office, an editor screams out that they want a column from me. Apparently, no one in this city calls writers... they just wait until one wanders past their cubicle.

I have about 318 articles to write this week about the usual nonsense, but my weirdest gig is that I'm heading down to LA next weekend to film some sort of fighting video with a UFC friend of mine and some celebrity fighters at TV's Fear Factor's Joe Rogan's house. I'm assuming he's going to make us eat poisonous beetles out of a donkey's asshole from a moving circus train at some point during the shoot.

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MobProd

MobProd

Burbank, CA
OLD SKOOL

APR 12, 2004 02:17 PM

Holy awesome!

I got your back when you're in town. Just raise your arms to the heavens and give the Seanbaby Thunderclap™ and I'll come riding in on my flaming-hooved palomino, guns blazing.

Been enjoying your articles as well since my roomie has an EGM sub.

Wren

Wren

SUICIDEGIRL

Minnesota, USA

APR 12, 2004 02:42 PM

Wow.

I have a lot of writing to do for school, but no robots to kill to blow off steam.

You are a lucky bastard.

hippomonki

hippomonki

Portland, OR
June 2003

APR 12, 2004 04:51 PM

i see robots around and i warn them about you... but i tell them you are in alaska and that sanfrancisco is the only really safe place for their kind.. i am just trying ot keep you occupied i suppose...
good luck on all of the articles
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UnnecessaryZ

UnnecessaryZ

Astoria, NY
July 2003

APR 12, 2004 06:42 PM

Are you actually considered a celebrity fighter yet or do you have to wait until at least 10,000 Americans recognize you for getting hit with a chair?

Jeff_Fries

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA
September 2003

APR 12, 2004 11:39 PM

I don't know if you're into cock or what, but I hear the Bushman is a good lay.

greggster

greggster

Kenosha, WI
December 2002

APR 13, 2004 04:17 PM

that sounds like a great damn time...the beetles I mean

1Aura1

1Aura1

Milwaukee, WI
March 2004

APR 14, 2004 04:13 AM

I have to know what was more fun going to prom with the one and only Nala or meeting Mr. T?

ratherto

ratherto

San Francisco, CA
November 2003

APR 15, 2004 12:18 AM

Good to meet you tonight. Remeber, if you kill one of the pier 39 robots, you absorb their powers. biggrin

NimChimpsky

NimChimpsky

San Francisco, CA
March 2004

APR 18, 2004 09:20 PM

damn robots.

sure you've heard it a million times, but your articles (and the rest of The Wave) are the shit.

bcmark

bcmark

Portland, OR
September 2002

APR 18, 2004 11:42 PM

I don't think enough people call you a fag anymore.

Fag.

Nestor

Nestor

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

APR 19, 2004 02:11 AM

you...are...so...fucking...awesome

Nestor

Nestor

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

APR 19, 2004 02:11 AM

MJ in tha hizza

StuckInTheTrunk

StuckInTheTrunk

I'm lost
January 2004

APR 19, 2004 02:36 AM

Seriously, donkey's assholes aren't that bad. BTW, my stomach still hurts from Michael Jackson.. and I don't care how that sounds. Good to meet you. robot

Luis

Luis

Preston, ID
February 2004

APR 19, 2004 03:46 AM

Holy shit thats weird, I was killing shitloads of robots when I went also. I've also got a pic of the flame eater kid on that very spot. robot robot robot robot robot

Nestor

Nestor

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

APR 19, 2004 12:02 PM

as it should be

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