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JANUARY 6, 2004 @ 03:43 AM

I should really be writing something hilarious with so many deadlines this week, but instead I posted about 60 new pictures on the Seanbaby.com Photo Album. There's a new page in the Suicide Girls, Costume, and Celebrities sections, and two pages of Miscellaneous ones.

They all had pretty standard captions, but in an effort to entertain anyone who clicks through, I spent an hour or two making them funnier. And since I hate throwing away work, I kept the original captions to use in future work. Look for my pieces, "Above: me and friends, drinking at a birthday party," and "Here are me and my cousin at the Grand Canyon," in an upcoming Maxim.

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TANK_Ex_Mortis

Yellow Springs, OH

January 2004

MAR 18, 2004 01:01 PM

I just wanted to tell you three things:

1. You are the reason I joined SG.

2. You are the funniest, most awesome man to ever live.

and 3. I wish I was as funny as you, so I could say something funny here instead of something totally stupid.

gasmaskboy

Boston, MA

August 2002

MAR 20, 2004 04:31 AM

My good lord man, that is the best fucking profile pic I have ever seen in my entire existance on this planet.

Ryan

SUICIDEGIRL

Greenland

MAR 20, 2004 02:45 PM

hey seanbaby, you are missed here in pdx land... you gonna go to prom or what?

Joubee

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

MAR 20, 2004 04:42 PM

HAHA...your girl is so hot in that pic. Sorry you missed my show......yeah......sorry that you suck. No, it's cool...i've ditched out on you but like..at least check out our site. diealloverme.com HEY...what the fuck and how are you doing down there?

Joubee

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

MAR 20, 2004 04:43 PM

PS...put the pic of us back up fucker.

greggster

Orwigsburg, PA

December 2002

MAR 22, 2004 12:14 AM

update ya journal nuck futs!!!

and make me a friend bEfore I kick ya teeth in!!!

Noelani

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

MAR 22, 2004 10:10 AM

No worries about not going. I ended up not going myself. Glad to meet you, and glad to hear your in SF now.

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

MAR 23, 2004 12:33 AM

This feels like a dumb question... but are you Seanbaby that writes for, like, the Wave? It was fun meeting you.

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

MAR 23, 2004 12:59 PM

Awesome, your stuff is so hilarious. I have mixed feelings about robots myself. I'm glad you're in SF now.

greggster

Orwigsburg, PA

December 2002

MAR 23, 2004 01:02 PM

Hey have you tried doing movie clips on your camera?
Im just curious if they turn out very well or not

arik

San Francisco, CA

OLD SKOOL

MAR 23, 2004 05:14 PM

no friend love anymore? does this spell the end of team rad?

retroactivwe

San Francisco, CA

July 2003

MAR 24, 2004 12:25 PM

Good meeting you at the BBQ.

infinitelykaty

Austin, TX

March 2004

MAR 26, 2004 08:24 PM

I worked that testimonial out in my head while I was buying shoes, so I had plenty of time to rethink the part about peeing on you and decided to post it anyway.
That probably means that I'm just a little bit naughty, and that I multitask like a motherfucker.

hippomonki

Portland, OR

June 2003

MAR 27, 2004 03:08 AM

how is california doing???
have you dissapeared???
how is the robot war going???

infinitelykaty

Austin, TX

March 2004

MAR 27, 2004 04:00 PM

Sorry, Sean. I added you as a friend and then accidentally erased you like ten seconds later. Don't ask me how I did it because if I act like I knew what I was doing they might take my Special Olympics medal away from me.
Anyway, so this time I get to make the friend request.

As for your offer to eat my underwear off of me, it's very tempting. But since your underwear eating superpowers probably don't extend across a mountain range and several fruited plains...you'll just have to respect me for my mind's panties for now.

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