FYI, you're overdue for the annual sighting.

I outright idolize you. The Super-Friends page will remain in my memory long after I forget my social security number and the face of my first love.

You make a good Hulk...sans the steroid muscles and the overly fake tan.

You mean THE Seanbaby from The Wave Magazine? I LOOOOOOOOOOVE every movie review and have been slowly catching up on the stupid lawsuits that are archived!

I was super pissed when I moved and couldn't find it anymore. Then I found it online, now, here you are!!!

You are my hero and I dub you Captain Sarcastic.

Thanks for lighting up my days!!!

You're rad. And I know your secret...

I know that your right leg isn't a leg at all. I know for a fact that a Klingon-related accident claimed your limb...

So now it's a colossal dong with a shoe on the end of it.

I wanna make man-love to you.

You're not fooling anyone.

why are you so awesome?

And how can I be more like you?

Hey Sean -

Good call on new comic day -

if you have a second - you might dig a comic I'm doing with some friends - it will be out in May from Image

The Last Christmas

The movie wasn't half as good as the one in my head, where my mutant power was hot sex, and I lesbianed all over Anna Paquin. Afterwards I had to run away from my friends to throw up in the Hollywood Theater restroom. It was awesome. I thought of you.

Just read your profile blurb-y things...Have I mentioned lately that you rock?!!!! Get your ass back to LA already, homie!!!!

i didnt know you had an sg account! your articles are god

nice pic, brother

=-> Alecks

Sir, while I realize that he has denied you the opportunity in the past, on behalf of videogamers across the globe, I humbly request that you destroy Uwe Boll before he ruins another game franchise. PLEASE!

Come back, motherfucker! We need you!

Well... Not me...

I just need you.

In a total non-gay way.

I promise.