“Who doesn't love Sean? Anyone who doesn't is a big stupidbutt.

I love him though!”

“I like Sean because he has fun being mean and I love being mean so thats means that I have someone to bask in the joy of being mean with. I just need meaner lessons from Sean cause im slackin lately now that he has left. See- nothing works without Sean! Im going to have to pack up all of portland SG and move it over to LA so we can all be together again. Its all about really really bad movies and weed!
I love Sean- he really is a fuckin' cool cat”

“Seans dirty feet are great. I had to take a snapshot of my own when I visited b/c I laughed at how dirty they were , the dirtiness of my feet were preschoolish compared to his college graduated dirtiness of a foot
*sigh*
how much love I have for you and the headquarter crew....your testimonial for me made me all giddy and smiling, then blushing, then I wanted to cry...
I *sniff* I *sniff* gotta go....”

“Sean is one of the nicest and funniest guys I've ever met, interesting, engaging, good-looking, and sweet enough to let me polish his solid gold tuxedo. He has always made me feel very welcome at gatherings and he always has something interesting to say to help pull me out of my shell and have a good time. I'm sorry I didn't hang out with him more when he lived in Portlandia, but such is the way of things. I do hope to see him again someday, if only to bask in the glow of his wonderful smile for a minute or two.”

“i love that sean has dirty feet & cast away pants ... :wink:
he gives me a giddy school girl feeling in my tummy & i get this desire to please when im around him
a genius buisness man & a great pool player sean is kind of like a mullet
buisness up front
party in the back
theres nothing i dont like about him , hes a wonderful host & i look forward to seeing him again
i loves me some sean”

“sean=good guy. really.”

“sean makes me feel funny "down there"”