I hate shoes. In a perfect world you would be allowed to walk barefoot everywhere. I have always avoided wearing shoes whenever possible. Now the internet has allowed me to feel smart and superior about my dirty gross feet. I predict the abolishment of shoes will be the "global warming" style cause celebre of the 2030s.
ALSO THIS IS ME RIGHT NOW:

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ALSO THIS IS ME RIGHT NOW:
ALSO GO VOTE FOR MY FRACTAL SET TO WIN SECOND CHANCE!
It worked so well that now I can't remember all the things about you I have forgotten. I bet you'd say that's me taking things too far. Again. You were always right about those sort of things. You know what they say about leopards and their spots.
I guess though that if I really examine it -- and you, better then anyone else, know how I'm loathe to really examine these sort of things -- I know the loss is not the things about you I washed away in turpentine but the little pieces of me that had to go too.
I probably don't really care about the loss. I'm not saying that out of some kind of misguided ideas about a man's noble stoicism or a hipsters feigned casual disregard for the significant. I say it because it worked so well that now I can't remember all the things about me I have forgotten.
I guess though that if I really examine it -- and you, better then anyone else, know how I'm loathe to really examine these sort of things -- I know the loss is not the things about you I washed away in turpentine but the little pieces of me that had to go too.
I probably don't really care about the loss. I'm not saying that out of some kind of misguided ideas about a man's noble stoicism or a hipsters feigned casual disregard for the significant. I say it because it worked so well that now I can't remember all the things about me I have forgotten.






