This is an internet meme song being performed by New Zealanders. I'm posting this video because the blonde girl is in love with the guitar player. They slept together once when they first met and he was a bit drunk and even though she laughs it off and pretends they're just friends, she still loves him inside. Sometimes I think the guitarist knows she's in love with him, but he ignores it because he likes the attention and really enjoys spending time with the blonde. Other times I think the guitarists narcissism is so strong he really is oblivious to the blonde's feelings for him.
Once, a couple weeks after the horse ran off, sitting so close to one another in the back of a friends subcompact on a long drive, the blonde rested her hand on the guitarist's thigh and came so close to telling him how she felt. But in the end the moment passed, she knew she couldn't compete with his eternal pursuit of new female flesh, an abundance of which was on offer to him due to his slender build, his boyish good lucks and his skill with the guitar.
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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement:
Whereas the party of the first part, also known as “Lawyer,” and the party of the second part, also known as “Light Bulb,” do hereby and forthwith agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part (Light Bulb) shall be removed from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed-upon duties, i.e., the illumination of the area ranging from the front (north) door, through the entryway, terminating at an area just inside the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of the carpet, any spillover illumination being at the option of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the parties.
The aforementioned removal transaction shall include, but not be limited to, the following steps:
1.) The party of the first part (Lawyer) shall, with or without elevation, at his option, by means of a chair, stepstool, ladder, or any other means of elevation, grasp the party of the second part (Light Bulb) and rotate the party of the second part (Light Bulb) in a counterclockwise direction, said direction being non- negotiable. Said grasping and rotation of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) shall be undertaken by the party of the first part (Lawyer) with every reasonable caution by the party of the first part (Lawyer) to maintain the structural integrity of the party of the second part (Light Bulb), notwithstanding the aforementioned failure of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) to perform the aforementioned customary and agreed-upon duties. The foregoing notwithstanding, however, both parties stipulate that structural failure of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) may be incidental to the aforementioned failure to perform, and in such case the party of the first part (Lawyer) shall be held blameless for such structural failure insofar as this agreement is concerned so long as the non-negotiable directional codicil (counterclockwise) is observed by the party of the first part (Lawyer) throughout.
2.) Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part (Light Bulb) becomes separated from the party of the third part (“Receptacle”), the party of the first part (Lawyer) shall have the option of disposing of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) in a manner consistent with all applicable state, local, and federal statutes.
3.) Once separation and disposal have been achieved, the party of the first part (Lawyer) shall have the option of beginning installation of the party of the fourth part (“New Light Bulb”). This installation shall occur in a manner consistent with the reverse of the procedures described in Step 1 of this document, being careful to note that the rotation should occur in a clockwise direction, said direction also being non-negotiable.
NOTE: The above-described steps may be performed, at the option of the party of the first part (Lawyer), by said party of the first part (Lawyer), by his heirs and assigns, or by any and all persons authorized by him to do so, the objective being to produce a level of illumination in the immediate vicinity of the aforementioned front (north) door consistent with maximization of commerce and revenue for the party of the fifth part, also known as “The Firm.”
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement:
Whereas the party of the first part, also known as “Lawyer,” and the party of the second part, also known as “Light Bulb,” do hereby and forthwith agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part (Light Bulb) shall be removed from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed-upon duties, i.e., the illumination of the area ranging from the front (north) door, through the entryway, terminating at an area just inside the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of the carpet, any spillover illumination being at the option of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the parties.
The aforementioned removal transaction shall include, but not be limited to, the following steps:
1.) The party of the first part (Lawyer) shall, with or without elevation, at his option, by means of a chair, stepstool, ladder, or any other means of elevation, grasp the party of the second part (Light Bulb) and rotate the party of the second part (Light Bulb) in a counterclockwise direction, said direction being non- negotiable. Said grasping and rotation of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) shall be undertaken by the party of the first part (Lawyer) with every reasonable caution by the party of the first part (Lawyer) to maintain the structural integrity of the party of the second part (Light Bulb), notwithstanding the aforementioned failure of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) to perform the aforementioned customary and agreed-upon duties. The foregoing notwithstanding, however, both parties stipulate that structural failure of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) may be incidental to the aforementioned failure to perform, and in such case the party of the first part (Lawyer) shall be held blameless for such structural failure insofar as this agreement is concerned so long as the non-negotiable directional codicil (counterclockwise) is observed by the party of the first part (Lawyer) throughout.
2.) Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part (Light Bulb) becomes separated from the party of the third part (“Receptacle”), the party of the first part (Lawyer) shall have the option of disposing of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) in a manner consistent with all applicable state, local, and federal statutes.
3.) Once separation and disposal have been achieved, the party of the first part (Lawyer) shall have the option of beginning installation of the party of the fourth part (“New Light Bulb”). This installation shall occur in a manner consistent with the reverse of the procedures described in Step 1 of this document, being careful to note that the rotation should occur in a clockwise direction, said direction also being non-negotiable.
NOTE: The above-described steps may be performed, at the option of the party of the first part (Lawyer), by said party of the first part (Lawyer), by his heirs and assigns, or by any and all persons authorized by him to do so, the objective being to produce a level of illumination in the immediate vicinity of the aforementioned front (north) door consistent with maximization of commerce and revenue for the party of the fifth part, also known as “The Firm.”
In the world of website design and UI design I've always subscribed to the theory that the goal should be for the interface to be invisible to the user as much as possible. It should just work and let the content of the site speak for itself. Basically the design should try to make the content pretty and accessible but the focus should be the content itself and if people dont even notice the design of the ui and structure, then even better.
I think this is how I try to shoot SGs, let the photography get out of the way of the girl so all the focus is on her. It's a bit generic but thats kind of the point.
I think this is how I try to shoot SGs, let the photography get out of the way of the girl so all the focus is on her. It's a bit generic but thats kind of the point.
I went to Vancouver and hung out with Cherry, GoGo, Voudoo and Shanti. I also met a ton of other really nice girls while I was there. The city was so beautiful and clean and polite, made me proud to be a Canadian.
Kerouac had it wrong about Des Moines, most likely he never drove through Columbus, Ohio.
I went to a party threw by Sunshine and Alissa and met some really nice people and so many nice SuicideGirls. I am really glad I came to beautiful Columbus for a few days and had a chance to spend some time with the amazing community Alissa has built out here. I want to come to the next Hell City out here, hopefully I won't be too afraid to fly.
Help decriminalize Cannabis which would save the government money, open up space for violent criminals in jails, and divert hundreds of billions of dollars currently going to gangs into small businesses and tax revenue.
Plus you know you want to come to the SuicideGirl topless weed smoking party we'll have when PROP 19 passes in California next week.
So please help it pass by talking to voters:
http://action.firedoglake.com/page/s/callProp19?source=fdl
Plus you know you want to come to the SuicideGirl topless weed smoking party we'll have when PROP 19 passes in California next week.
So please help it pass by talking to voters:
http://action.firedoglake.com/page/s/callProp19?source=fdl
Your dream job at 25 can seem a little silly at 35. Sorry I'm never around here anymore, I've been doing grown up work. Its kind of boring but less drama for sure. 
I can't help but feel a certain person I know and see all the time has been replaced by a very clever imposter. I know, logically, this isn't possible, but I also have an unshakable belief it's true.
