Aw, thanks, I'm fine (gay okay), they just roughed me up a little. 2 females this time. The last time it was 3 guys and a gun. Yeah, the cops recommended a tazer or one of those devices that makes a horrendous noise when you pull on it. Sure, if you could bring me a tazer and show me how to use it, that would be great. Of course, I couldn't keep it in my bag or they could take it out and use it on me. It would have to always be in my hand, ready to point and shoot at any bad muffin that bounces along.

Hey! Do you still check this thing? How are you?