"I think I'd let you make all the short, flat-chested jokes you wanted to me, and wouldn't mind one bit.

Even though you HATE the way I talk.

But seriously...I'm likin' you. That's all you need to know."

"I give in.
kafive is a better number."

"Scopitone was tragically born five years too early and on the wrong coast."

"Scopitone is too hip to not implode in a cataclysmic fury of metro. How he does it, I have no idea."

"GOOU-LEY!

If you step outta line Scopitone has no problem clowning on your stupid ass. Number one in tha hood, G."

"No matter how cool you think Scopitone is, he's even cooler than that. Trust me."

"Scopitone drinks too much Coca-Cola Classic.

I'm taking the shark belt buckle now."

"Truly an awesome motherfucker, and a force for fashionable good on the boards."

"Scopitone is to SG as Sting is to the Police.

-mk"

"Scopitone is like God, except that I'd be crushed if I found out Scopitone didn't exist."

"scopitone spends his time trying to get me to spend all my time talking to him on the internet.

that said, he seems to appreciate and share my strange sense of humor. therefore he rocks."

"Fuggin' Hirarious! 'nuff said."