gender: male
occupation: The Arbiter of Rad
current crush: Molotov Coqtiz
stats: 6'5, 165, eyes as blue as the Aegean at dusk, and I'm modest.
body mods: Hidden treasure map under my luscious mane of hair.
favorite position: The Everlasting Gobstopper!
most humbling moment: The Joker killed my parents.