Fuckin' hell FINE, I'll update. Things have, as usual, been incredibly busy. There are a number of things I'd love to discuss about work but have literally been sworn to secrecy about via the evil silencing magic of NDAs (non-disclosure agreements to those of you working at...Dairy Queen or something).
For those among you missing my pearls of nutcaseness, notice that I'm now writing for the Geek column up there under the news section so be sure to drop in and leave comments or they'll kill your family. That's just what they told me when last I was at their super secret and high flying blimp HQ.
For those among you missing my pearls of nutcaseness, notice that I'm now writing for the Geek column up there under the news section so be sure to drop in and leave comments or they'll kill your family. That's just what they told me when last I was at their super secret and high flying blimp HQ.
To Do list for today:
-Go to E3. (Mortals can check it out here)
-Play some of this
- Maybe some of this
-Touch this
The fuck am I still writing this for? Adios.
-Go to E3. (Mortals can check it out here)
-Play some of this
- Maybe some of this
-Touch this
The fuck am I still writing this for? Adios.
Letters! We get letters! We get tons and tons of letters!
Sure I get comments and fan mail, but this little message is by far the best one in the history of EVER!
Subject: hey guess what
Tragic Rant: "i hate you too now.
you think sg is as low as american idol??
i never asked her OR YOUR fucking feedback. what makes your think i can handle it. i'm going to crave your member name with a razor blade into my cunt. then you can call it a bloody mess.
fuck you forever"
Thank you, Xanippi. I...love you.
This may have been brought on by this post here, maybe not. Maybe well never know! I personally hope it was prompted by Xenu like space rapists etching things onto her eyelids with horrifying cthulhu-like tentacles in search of Lovecraftian justice and torment.
I really do look forward to more writings that should have been written in shit on Charles Mansons cell.
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Sure I get comments and fan mail, but this little message is by far the best one in the history of EVER!
Subject: hey guess what
Tragic Rant: "i hate you too now.
you think sg is as low as american idol??
i never asked her OR YOUR fucking feedback. what makes your think i can handle it. i'm going to crave your member name with a razor blade into my cunt. then you can call it a bloody mess.
fuck you forever"
Thank you, Xanippi. I...love you.
This may have been brought on by this post here, maybe not. Maybe well never know! I personally hope it was prompted by Xenu like space rapists etching things onto her eyelids with horrifying cthulhu-like tentacles in search of Lovecraftian justice and torment.
I really do look forward to more writings that should have been written in shit on Charles Mansons cell.
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$G Prom is cancelled, and Vegas can go fuck an old man.
It's CA Boom time, baby!
Today is a good day
It's CA Boom time, baby!
Today is a good day
BRMC tonight, baby. Been my favorite band for years and I'm lookin' forward to feelin' the love tonight the at the good ol' Fonda Theatre.
Mmmmhmmmm
Day of Days!
Thanks for the Birthday Wishes and yes I'm aware that I haven't updated since Bowie was known as the Thin White Duke, but come on! I've been busy, baby.
Oh, and to the sick son of a bitch that sent me the massive wooden crate tragically stuffed with three Bangcock suck slaves starving for food, air, and man love; Not cool. I'm totally going to contact the authorities and your mommy. For shame!
*This is what Posh got me for my Day of Days.
Yeah
Thanks for the Birthday Wishes and yes I'm aware that I haven't updated since Bowie was known as the Thin White Duke, but come on! I've been busy, baby.
Oh, and to the sick son of a bitch that sent me the massive wooden crate tragically stuffed with three Bangcock suck slaves starving for food, air, and man love; Not cool. I'm totally going to contact the authorities and your mommy. For shame!
*This is what Posh got me for my Day of Days.
Yeah
Posh, puppie dogs, and chocolate balls.
V Gluttonous chocolate stuffed cheeks! V
Got a question for ya. What the hell happened?!
V Gluttonous chocolate stuffed cheeks! V
Got a question for ya. What the hell happened?!
