“i spy a blizzard employee name tag. i don't know if you were aware, but this obligates you to help me out. your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find the GM that restored my mainhand after it had been deleted and give him or her a big, sloppy kiss for me. if it is in fact a male, you...”

“I demand proper credit for photo No. 3. Or you could bribe me to quietly let go of my impending suit.”

“I don't care!”