Member: Scopitone

Scopitone dislikes The severed horn of a Unicorn.

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SEPTEMBER 27, 2004 @ 10:49 PM


So yeah, I know I haven’t been updating that much these days, but here's the deal. I WANT to, I really do. All day long there are thrilling things going on, hilarious Scopitone anecdotes, crazy mishaps, tales of daring-do, and deep personal revelations that I want to relate to you but I CAN NOT. Well I could but, fuck you.

Hell, I actually wish for boredom. But just when I’m about to sit down and actually relax, something or someone compels me to action.

Here some random whats-its

-Hendricks Gin is better than it should be. It has a slight hint of cucumber and is made in Scotland. Scotland?! Gin?! Yeah. Grazi, Maximillian, grazi.

-I went paint balling with SGLA the other day. Had some exhilarating good times, had some lip bitingly bad times. Not bad in that I was shot too much (I was barely shot up). No I was simply pissed that the field and refs stopped me from fully summoning the Warrior Spirit. Damn them to hell for denying me that.

-How great is it when a fine lady has her hands on ya, you wince in pain from her touching you, she asks, “What’s wrong? Did I hurt you?” and you can honestly tell her “Don’t worry about it. I’m just a little sore from being shot

-I done busted the CD player in my sweet ride from listening to Sweet’s “Blockbuster” too many times. I don’t regret it.

- I hope you've been watching The Venture Bros.


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Niamh

Niamh

HOPEFUL

Orlando, FL

SEP 27, 2004 10:54 PM

Thanks! I fucking love the Venture Bros. The episode where there was that other father with his "goth" daughter was awesome...I was half asleep, though. Haha, can't quite remember it.

Apex_Tiki

Apex_Tiki

Winnetka, CA
September 2003

SEP 27, 2004 11:01 PM

chink

drexel

drexel

I'm lost
January 2004

SEP 27, 2004 11:26 PM

what on earth is this senseless prattle? babies...leaving... soon you'll be grasping at invisible flies and explaining to passersby why you feel it's necessary to line your socks in aluminum foil. confused

drexel

drexel

I'm lost
January 2004

SEP 27, 2004 11:29 PM

ps: if you want any of the things you can ONLY get in the uk, place your order quickly. and before you mention it, no i have no way of keeping ice cream frozen for a 12 hour flight. sorry.

obd

obd

Venice, CA
June 2003

SEP 28, 2004 12:02 AM

I have been watching VB.

re: paintball - I had an important U of M alumni association LA chapter event to attend earlier in the day. It was a thoroughly satisfying afternoon. The nap came later.

throatneedle

throatneedle

Baltimore, MD
September 2002

SEP 28, 2004 12:04 AM

mmmmm cucumber gin. gotta try it next time i get the chance

Apex_Tiki

Apex_Tiki

Winnetka, CA
September 2003

SEP 28, 2004 12:13 AM

cheatin little shits. ARRR!!!

drexel

drexel

I'm lost
January 2004

SEP 28, 2004 12:33 AM

yeah you so had that foil sock thing going on. you weren't fooling anyone. i can spot those fuckers miles away at a dead run.

Phoebus

Phoebus

Italy
OLD SKOOL

SEP 28, 2004 05:13 AM

The damn United States Air Force is forcing me to put yet another 2 day period between myself and Total War. Savannah, here I come... whatever

timmy

timmy

San Francisco, CA
OLD SKOOL

SEP 28, 2004 05:30 AM

um dad? black guy.

UnnecessaryZ

unnecessaryz

Astoria, NY
July 2003

SEP 28, 2004 06:15 AM

Yeah, yeah. The new CD ain't that hot. But the single "Girls" gets me movin' whether I want to or not.

Siv

Siv

SUICIDEGIRL

District Of Columbia, USA

SEP 28, 2004 06:33 AM

B. Adams looks eerily like M. McFly there.

I'm glad you're back. I can't do this....aloooone!


It's becoming an increasingly weird concept to take pictures of myself to look normal and societally "attractive." When i was taking those, honest to god all I wanted to do was make monster faces.



[Edited on Sep 28, 2004 6:34AM]

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

SEP 28, 2004 07:20 AM

You had ample opportunity. Where the fuck were you?

DaGhost

DaGhost

USA
December 2003

SEP 28, 2004 09:18 AM

I am fucking crying laughing, yet.

I hope at least it was human blood.

Flux

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

SEP 28, 2004 10:38 AM

Derring-do, honey. Derring-do.

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