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SEPTEMBER 19, 2004 @ 02:30 PM


So yeah, I've been away for a few days. Was I off on another unfairly awesome/riot inciting adventure?

Nope.

Just been killin’ Germans and makin’ babies. What the deuce am I talking about? Those that need to know, know

However I did have an amusing epiphany while being confronted by some filthy born-again fuckrod that felt compelled to ask me “What Would Jesus Do?”

You know damn well if that son of a bitch had magic powers, he would have been abusing them. Therefore…

I ASK YOU!




What wouldn’t Jesus do?








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mk700c

mk700c

Ann Arbor, MI
December 2003

SEP 19, 2004 02:37 PM

die Germans, die.

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

SEP 19, 2004 03:12 PM

You know, I'm thinking he'd probably avoid the lepers this time around.

Niamh

Niamh

HOPEFUL

Orlando, FL

SEP 19, 2004 04:32 PM

Finding himself another Mary Magdelan.

Autrix

Autrix

San Francisco, CA
January 2004

SEP 19, 2004 05:45 PM

dammit, scorpy- Electric Panda, thursday. contact Trouble maker for details. be there.

Troublemaker

Troublemaker

Sherman Oaks, CA
January 2004

SEP 19, 2004 05:48 PM

episode 12 was great

Franklin

Franklin

I'm lost
October 2003

SEP 19, 2004 06:36 PM

Don't rub these things in about X, man!
As for Jesus:



Don't tell me differently; you know you'd only be lying to yourself!

Baka_Amerikanjin

Baka_Amerikanjin

Seattle, WA
January 2004

SEP 19, 2004 06:45 PM

What would Jesus do... for a Klondike Bar?

Rorschach

Rorschach

Arcadia, CA
July 2004

SEP 19, 2004 08:23 PM

Ze Germans?

drexel

drexel

I'm lost
January 2004

SEP 19, 2004 09:10 PM

this is old but i still think it's funny. jesus iso sf...

timmy

timmy

San Francisco, CA
OLD SKOOL

SEP 19, 2004 09:36 PM

next time some Christie pulls WWJD, just say I think jesus would fuck your mother, cause ya know, like father like son

Kestrel

Kestrel

Austin, TX
July 2003

SEP 20, 2004 12:31 AM

kiss
I say, I have your TWINS to prove where you've been.

[Edited on Sep 20, 2004 1:01AM]

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

SEP 20, 2004 10:42 AM

Jesus would be soo down with a monkey eatin' a donut.

Sweet. Price is Right. I'm down. Let's do this.

Siv

Siv

SUICIDEGIRL

District Of Columbia, USA

SEP 20, 2004 11:17 AM

Jesus would totally do Will Ferrill.

judypatricia

judypatricia

Brookline, MA
January 2004

SEP 20, 2004 11:57 AM

I am in like. But yes, I am a fag. wink

That picture is the greatest one to use when finishing any journal entry, I think.

Charley

Charley

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

SEP 20, 2004 01:40 PM

Makin' babies, ewwwwww!

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