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APRIL 11, 2008 @ 05:46 PM

Well gents, we can all give up now. Because this elusive Lothario just triumphantly managed to grasp the most coveted title every straight man strives for his entire life, "Every Woman's Dream".

Seductively lounging upon what appears to be the top half of a child's bunk bed amidst an arsenal of fine pawn shop weaponry, I painfully realize I've been wasting my life. For I too own that Rock Band guitar but only now is it clear that I know it was hair tonic, Slim Jims, and man-thongs I should have been throwing my filthy lucre at.

Truly a masterstroke.

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Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

APR 11, 2008 06:14 PM

My favorite part is the fact that he has a gun pointed at his wingdangdoodle.

EnglandAway

Los Angeles, CA

July 2006

APR 11, 2008 06:16 PM

Sheet on the window and piss stain on his pants .........living the dream

unravled

Vancouver, WA

August 2003

APR 11, 2008 06:23 PM

Photoshop!

TAFKASP

Oakland, CA

June 2003

APR 11, 2008 07:33 PM

I'd hit it!

dkmfc

Germany

January 2003

APR 11, 2008 07:49 PM

I think I know that guy.

MisterSatan

Vancouver, WA

August 2002

APR 12, 2008 12:08 AM

Daddy?

baudot

Los Angeles, CA

February 2004

APR 12, 2008 01:07 AM

This man also has a promenent listing on the Failblog.

Dogslife

Toronto, ON

April 2003

APR 12, 2008 07:42 AM

Sweet axes.

Siv

SUICIDEGIRL

District Of Columbia, USA

APR 12, 2008 09:24 AM

I like this new direction the site is going.

Sydni

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

APR 12, 2008 03:55 PM

His inner thigh is discolored.

Ugh.

Almost_Eric

Rancho Cucamonga, CA

July 2006

APR 12, 2008 05:08 PM

why....

atomicant

Portland, OR

June 2003

APR 12, 2008 07:12 PM

i really want to recreate this photo. but i don't have the bald spot, the beer gut, the body hair or the mullet.

i do have the guns and the rock band & guitar hero controllers though!