"Happy to drink with her whenever she requires it."

"Oops."

"I pooped in her toilet!"

"better than most mortals deserve."

"Without a doubt the best Rock Band drummer I've ever met. Ever."

"Pants off, dance off!"

"This chick is so fucking awesome she'll break every method of measurement known to man. It must be experienced to be believed."

"Do not, I repeat, DO NOT go to a strip club without her."

"my sawahdoodle. You should not have let me date the alien, but I forgive you because I love you. You must keep me from making any more weird decisions."

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sarah friend! "

"i love this girl. plain and simple."

"four testimonials in a row? think i have a thing for her?
she's the best. every day i fall a little bit more for her. every day i find out more and more about her that just plain rocks. every day she shows me things about myself that rock. she is... i don't know. she just is."