Thing 1. I found a house. yep. i'm moving. WOOHOOO!!!! The house is amazing, and i'm renting it with 2 really good friends. This will be really great, i know it...

Thing 2. I AM HORNY AS FUCK!!!! OH MY GOD I NEED TO BE GETTING FUCKED RIGHT NOW!!!!!SERIOUSLY AAARRRGGHHHH!!!!
It's approx 9 million degrees outside, and all i want is to have hot, sweaty, dirty sex.
i'm trying to decide if i should hurry along the thing that i think might be in the works or go out and pick someone up or... do nothing. As per usual.
sigh