into: used cars, land, whiskey, phone booths, battleships, coups d'etats, manure, sex films, counterfeit money, revolutions, gunpowder, uprisings, morphine, black market Chinese furniture, diatoms, old trucks, ghost towns, abandoned buildings, poolhalls, leverage buyouts, piracy, brothels, rum, contraceptives, buried treasure, trains, shipwrecks, espionage, bonfires, exotic spices, weapons, elevators, gold panning, narcotics, white slavery, opium dens, old hotels, dead stars, moonlit lakes, haunted houses, derelicts, knives, adult movie theatres, old drunks, lawless border towns, wild dogs, shot-out women, the Tenderloin, poison frogs, fly swatters, invisible Ink, shoe polish, school supplies, preservatives, dirt, transvestite hookers, nickel arcades, cheap motels, mimes, buglamps, hand tools, pushmowers, rotary dial, egg nog, swamps, surgical instruments, trailers, dice, Vietnamese markets, Mekong whiskey, merry-go-rounds, booger sculpture, nuns, thumb sucking, telescopes, airports, train stations, OLD shopping malls, AM Radio, mouse traps, mushrooms, Pepto-Bismol, Bangkok, birdherding, the past, jukeboxes, conveyor belts, fertilizer, Ouzo, Mexican jumping beans, paper dolls, vintage office equipment, flotation tanks, Alka-Seltzer, jellybeans, tubas, storage, sanitary wipes, lock picks, luggage, monsoons, bunnies, noodle bars, black-and-white TVs, typewriters, beach balls, small marinas, retired cops, crooners, door-to-door salesmen, calisthenics, epsom salt, spinner hats, grandparents, beetles, chlorine, parking lots, escalators, Shirley Temples, naugahyde, heating pads, paradiddles, Shrimp Louie, full-serve gas stations, shoelaces, resin, powdered milk, emergency kits, toilet plungers, buffets, souvenirs, saunas, funnels, button collections, wristwatches, petting tanks, narwhals, whiskers, astroturf, manholes, excercise equipment, Bellinis, whodunnits, wooden nickels, old hotels, the desert, short wave radio, nighttime, electric storms, antacids, dust
not into: Orange Marmalade, goodbyes, rap, Russell Simmons nonsense, macho-gangster/hustler/pimp phonyness, Tarantino-Palahniuk (Tarantiniuk), Ebonics, MySpace, Snoop Dog, Reality TV, Republicans, Monday Night Football, NASCAR, Harley Davidson assholes, HOAs, soccer moms, little league dads, gymnastics coaches, etc. Turbonegro-poseur shit, church, hunting, family values, President Cheney & Co., Blue Collar TV, Wal Mart, big stupid trucks with lift kits, motorcycle "culture", spandex-clad mountain bikers, upwardly-mobile fly fishermen, narcissistic neurotic post-baby boomer yuppies and those in the market for exercise equipment advertised on late night infomercials, mainstream shit, exclusionary hipsters, cliquish snobbery, the Greek system, celery, cucumbers, most forms of motorized recreation, Elton John, Robin Williams, Woody Allen etc., Divas; Paris, Britney, Lindsay, Jennifer Garner, Jennifer Love-Hewitt, Brangelina (especially ANGELINA JOLIE-- I CANNOT STAND HER!!!), Bennifer, celeb babies, In-Vitro celeb twins, the Academy Awards, the SAG awards, Oscars, Emmys, Tonys, Grammys etc., Nike, Burning Man, fauxhawks, tight pants, rock star hairdos, wanker guitarists and shit who play music to get laid and the girls who accomodate them, bimbo-bandfucker-slaves, girls who say "I love a man in uniform", chain restaurants, money grubbers, stingy people, shameless greed, status-quo, cologne, Right Guard, "Southern hospitality", collectors' edition coins, Texas Hold 'em, raves, nightclubs, the new Las Vegas, lipstick lesbians, player-types, people who "got game", celebrities, Evangelicals, cops, bullies, impound lot attendees, bouncers, Sharia, Islam, religious nuts, zealotry, authoritarians of any kind, marriage and/or reproduction movies, child worship, Fantasy shit: Medieval monikers, gnomes, trolls, goblins, ogres, hobbits, elves, dwarves, nymphs, leperechauns, sprites, fairies, dragons, unicorns, wizards etc., the fashion industry, rockstars, self-important models and "artists", arrogant nerds, "witty" psuedo-intellectuals, kneeling at the altar of "intelligence"
makes me happy: silent movie theatres
makes me sad: photo albums
hobbies: the spins, heartburn, ulcers
5 things i can't live without: Loniman, Yetlahun, Tumatut, Slickiput, Little Vickavia
vices: THE WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE
thoughts on sg: I dislike it
i spend most of my free time: feeding the beast.
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