"When I started seeing all these people coming back from back when I first joined, I was really excited. I was sure who or whatever was responsible for reactivating all those accounts would bring her back to me. Sadly it never happened. What a ripoff. "

"I wish she would come back to us."

"Her absence from this site has turned it in to a sad and lonely place. I miss her more than I can ever find the words to say."

"My last testimonial to her is WAY too far down and is WAY too not my current name.

SHE

KICKS

FRIGGIN

ARSE.


So much so, that "ass" didn't even seem apropriate. Only "arse" came close to fully conveying how much she kicks it."

"First person I ever talked dirty to online and first person online I ever willingly gave my phone number.

I am generally a cynical, paranoid, and distrustful person.


With those two tidbits of information in hand you can draw every appropriate conclusion about her character and sincerity. She's kind, warm, and caring and has the smile and eyes to light up a dark computer scream. Her voice HAS to be one of the most pleasant and silken on earth as well.

Barring that of my own wife's, if I was ever in peril, pain, or fright, her hand and/or voice are the ones I'd want to put me at ease."

"She leaves herself testimonials quoting one of the greatest movies ever made. That's awesome. And so is she."

"You know what's wrong with you, Miss Whoever-You-Are? You're chicken; you've got no guts. You're afraid to stick out your chin and say, "Okay, life's a fact; people do fall in love; people do belong to each other, because that's the only chance anybody's got for real happiness." You call yourself a free spirit, a "wild thing," and you're terrified somebody's gonna stick you in a cage. Well baby, you're already in that cage...you built it yourself. And it's not bound on the west by Tulip, Texas or on the east by Somali-land. It's wherever you go. Because no matter where you run, you'd just end up running into yourself.


*hums moon river* "

"once upon a time...

∞"

"She sang to me. "

"she can't check her email, talk while reading, or funktion after too much sleep, but does give good phone, likes to laugh and from the short time I've known her seems like a rad person.

If i ever meet her im so going to touch her head, and if shes nice I might even let her pull my hair.

"

"I have been sitting here for a while. Trying to come up with what I want to say. Starting over. Again and again. Finding myself completely unable to express how I feel. Nothing I type seems to adequately express how incredible I think this woman is. How much she brightens my days. How much she improves this site. How much I will miss her when she is gone. How empty it will seem here without her. Or how happy I will be when she comes back."

"Wait. I thought I left you one of these.

So, I first met sunshinedust back in in the early 80's when we were partners on our city's police force. She was tough as nails and I was the sensitive one.

No. Shit. That was Cagney and Lacey. My bad."

"She's a real sweettalker. "

"Cool lady to talk to on the phone.

-TM"