bands:

1. Freddie Mercury
2. Prince (1977-1986)
3. Ella Fitzgerald
4. Mrs. Mills
5. Alexz Johnson
6. The Cardigans
7. R.E.M.
8. The Ramones
9. P!nk
10. Keane

films:

1. Singin' In The Rain
2. Drop Dead Fred
3. I Love You To Death
4. Amelie
5. Imitation Of Life (1959)
6. Empire Records
7. The Fifth Element
8. Victor/Victoria
9. Yentl
10. The Shawshank Redemption

books:

1. The Monster At The End Of This Book
2. Grendel
3. I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings
4. Harry Potter Series
5. anything written by Uncle Shelby (Shel Silverstein)
6. The Last Unicorn
7. Beloved
8. The Hobbit
9. Island Of The Blue Dolphins
10. El Diccionario

tv shows:

1. The Prisoner (1967)
2. Buffy The Vampire Slayer
3. Monty Python's Flying Circus
4. Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodies cartoons
5. Dexter
6. Lost (AKA Mindfuck)
7. Queer As Folk
8. United States of Tara
9. The Big Bang Theory
10. Wonder Pets!

Artists:

1. Mahalia Jackson
2. Donald O'Connor
3. Ursula Roma
4. _Tab AKA throwabomb
5. Duggie du Toit
6. Vincent van Gogh
7. Chopin
8. Lenore
9. Sergei Prokofiev
10. Nampeyo

into: etymology

not into: men with long nails, creepy beards (I have a legit phobia)

makes me happy: spending time with my nieces, maps, driving, Russell, hearing my favorite songs, Gene Rayburn, the Pacific Ocean, really good books, long walks alone, people with depth, "to love and to be loved in return"

makes me sad: discrimination, guns, alcoholics, how mankind hasn't really evolved all that much, dishonesty, people who say what they "think" I want to hear, anxiety attacks

hobbies: misanthropy, exposing phonies, being a rock star in my car, playing Super Mario Bros. (original Nintendo game console), laughing until it hurts

5 things i can't live without: my cat, music, love, humor, memories

vices: lip balm, TCM, solitude, being a cunt, flipping people off (especially little kids), dill pickles

i spend most of my free time: talking about poop

occupation: The Platypus Whisperer

current crush: TRISTAN MACMANUS!!! 'Sheldon', 'Eric Northman', James McAvoy, Gerard Butler's mouth

stats: 50% Greek/50% Puerto Rican

body mods: elephantiasis of the testes and a camel-like hump where I store kool-aid

heroes: Sojourner Truth, my YaYa

gets me hot: cytokinesis

favorite position: arabesque penchée

fantasy: time travel, a world without scary beards

sign: ~Libra~

most humbling moment: living in South Africa

i lost my virginity: in a hell dimension

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

POT: Nope

I WANT: Friendship