I'm happy as a pig in shit married... i've seen an ultra sonic dipiction of my child's visage... i stopped checking out suicidegirls a while ago... ironically i befriended one and it turned me off being turned on by mere pictures... then i met my wifey and that sealed the deal.

Everyone has to choose how and when they grow up.

"All this time i thought i'd never feel like my old man, wtf it's time i faced exactly who i am..."
I'm sure Layne was dissin his pop when he wrote that, i see it differently now.

Adios SG
It was fun whilst it lasted.... (insert pictures of my frantically masturbating in a darkened room here)

So i feel like an utter scumbag...after bad mouthing the uncle my mam and sister dropped in on a surprise visit... explaining a lot of my uncle's rude ass behaviour.... of course he's still weird, but aren't we all... still no excuse, i'm b-b-b-bad... (to the bone).

The search for a gaff continues, though we've kinda gone off the boil of late....Only 6 months till our 2 becomes 2 and a half... we saw the first sonic images of my child too... it's little legs and arm's flailing around... probably cos the sonar was deafening it's little half formed ears.

Ain't it funny how the happiest time of my life seems to nestle in despair and adversity.

S.O.S...... We need somewhere to live.... we'll pay upto $800 dollars a month, and literally will live anywhere but here with my evil uncle.... who is cunningly disguised as a nice guy, but underneath that is a scheming child....

I'm still kind of an illegal immigrant and my wifey has fucked up credit, but we have the money... literally we offer to pay 6 month in advance and no fucker will rent to us.... ARGHHHHHH!

Please help.

$1500????? at $50 per week?.... 9 days of community service and a 9 month Drink driving course.....
At least they forgot to prosecute me for being unlicensed... uninsured... and illegally immigratated!!!!

Thanks rumpleminze.... you shit..... (i didn't mean that....i still love you.... see you next bar i fall into... xs)

I fookin' love her to bits... i love her bits to bits.... i fuckin' love her an i love fuckin' her....

Would i be i twat to compliment SG's now... I did so and feel guilty... I'm not my dad.... i'll never cheat... to break her heart would be a suicide.... aaaah... suicide girls... now i get it....

In other news i just got my weddin' zoot through.... i am stoked!

Ok.... i'm kind of an illegal immigrant.... getting married, but right now..... totally not supposed to be here at all...

So sunday night i was introduced to california's finest.... and was gived a DUI?............... bastard!.... spent a night in the drunk tank..... first time i ever got behind the wheel drunk.... fuckin' sods law....

but they didn't deport me.... that was nice of them.



"I woulda got away with it if it wasn't for dem pesky kids!"