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MAY 16, 2013 @ 02:00 PM | 22 COMMENTS


What a week!

Firstly I'd like to thank everyone for the masses of love that has been left on Hang Tough, and I'd like to thank Miro again for shooting it for me. As a lot of you know, prior to that set I hadn't shot much, but you can look forward to seeing my face a lot more, as this year is the year of photoshoots for me!

I know that I have messages stacked, I'm way behind on answering them, but I will get around to it, I'm sorry I've been slacking.

This week has been a massive gaming week for me. It started when I was reminded of some games that I wanted to replay. The one I really wanted to replay was a game called Heart of Darkness, unfortunately I couldn't get the thing running on Windows 7 (very disappointing) so I couldn't go back to that one, I did, however, go back and play this very briefly, and will continue to do so for reasons I will shortly state:
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A friend has gifted me with an Xbox. Something I've been trying to get a hold of for a while now. He was nice enough to also supply me with these games, some of which I could have played on PC, but it's nice not to have to deal with the load times.
Alan Wake
Alice: Madness Returns
Batman: Arkham Asylum
Crysis 2
Dragon Age: Origins
Enslaved: Odyssey to the West
Fable III
Fallout 3
LEGO Harry Potter: Years 1-4
L.A. Noire
Left 4 Dead
Max Payne 3
Resident Evil 5
Silent Hill: Homecoming
Tomb Raider
The Witcher 2: Assissins of Kings

So with regards to Alice, I will return to playing it, but on the Xbox I reckon. The jump/float ability on the PC is a little tough to master. Perhaps the pad will make it easier. So I have a lot of games to play which is nice, especially with all that's going on.

With the exception of Game of Thrones, I'm actually falling behind on my usual TV shows. That's a little disappointing is it not? Gotta say though, if I hear Ygritte say "You know nothing, Jon Snow" one more time I may throw something.









Some randoms from the week. Surprisingly been so busy with "real life" stuff that I haven't taken that many pictures.

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Ginger and I say hello!
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The Kik conversations I have are just amazing!



Talking to my best friend about tattoos.


Particularly tired day.
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Being begged.
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Went to see this, checked in, got a sticker.


Oh hey look it's my boobs again!
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Lying on my bed.
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My Dragon Age character.
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Co-op for Resi5
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My VERY SERIOUS gaming face.
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Lara looking particularly upset.
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Still selling art. It's not going well. I could use it going well. Are you people all art haters or what?

And now!

My set is in Member Review, and is doing really well, but if you haven't loved it already, please head over there and have a look!
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Other girls in Member Review this week who need AND DESERVE your love:

Nanci - Softness and Charm
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Reuben_ - DTMBF
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Rosemo - Little Mona Lisa
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Yep, it's UK month!

I'd like to thank you for reading. This weekend is gonna be really fun, so you can expect a much longer blog next week!

I'd like everyone to be aware of this, too, as it seems it's being forgotten.
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And some funnies! My favourite guy, Rob Dyke


Be safe.
Stay strong.
Don't die.

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MAY 8, 2013 @ 04:59 PM | 35 COMMENTS


It's that day again!

SO I'm sure as I'm writing this my set will go into Member Review, so I very much hope anyone reading this has enjoyed it or will enjoy it. Miro and I had a great time shooting it, she's really easy to work with and a lovely lady.

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I was wandering around town recently marvelling at the height of society that is my home town, looking for work. I live in the sort of town where work is particularly scarce right now due to overpopulation. Most people in my town take the forty five minute commute to London. You'd think with everyone commuting there'd actually be more jobs here, but no. So I applied to a couple of jobs this week, and I was left thinking "what in the holy fuck is wrong with people" due to a serious problem I have noticed.

After a few months of application form after application form they all kind of blend together. But! The one thing I'm noticing that should not be blending together is that all of these jobs require "excellent written communication skills" and every, single, one, of them has spelling or grammar errors in the job advertisement, application form, or job specification. And I'm not applying for the job to replace the person creating those documents. I think it's an insult to me to require that and not be able to deliver it themselves, and of course, when I demonstrate the fact that I am actually in possession of "excellent written communication skills" I don't even get a "sorry, you were "insuccesful" getting the job." (yes, that's an actual spelling error I received.) I mean seriously. 99% of the time I get no reply whatsoever and the other 1% of the time I receive an email that looks like it was typed by monkeys?

The other thing I've started to notice is that whereas it is normal to ask for two references (almost always your last two employers), people are now asking for three or more. And if you've been out of work for a while, they don't want to hear anything from your last employers, but demand you find references somewhere else. How ridiculous is that? For a start when did it become normal to ask for a "backup reference" let alone two, or three, or in one case where I filled in an application, I was required to give four extra references. WHAT EVEN IS THAT!?

And CVs (resumes)... what is the point in those any more? This entire while that I've been looking for work there has been not one prospective employer who has asked to see mine. And yet the job centre requires me to create and supply them with a CV. I like having one, and it says everything that needs to be said, so I think the problem here is why am I spending 3+ hours on one application form when in fact I could just forward over my CV, which says exactly the same thing on it anyway?

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Ok, I'm done with that particular angry session. Fun though wasn't it?

This song. All day. Every day.


Really just started playing this, but it's making me feel quite happy to do so. Graphics are piss fucking amazing. Gotta love that shit!


Still loving the usual TV shows I watch, though the need to do impressions of Ygritte from Game of Thrones is pretty much overwhelming now.



Hannibal



Once Upon a Time



My weekly picture dump. The week has been pretty good. I got a tattoo and while I was there I was quoted only £140 to fix and finish my sleeve so I'm really happy with that! Can't get it done right now but soon my left arm will be all done!

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Just me wearing the same shirt I'm wearing in my set.
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I'm a professional sandwich consumer!
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Who also enjoys a good cider.
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I made tea for everyone in the house.
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Went out to a creepy church ruin. Been there before, still creepy.
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The Coke bottles had the names of all three of my sisters, but not me. I was sad.
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I bought cookies to make up for my sadness.
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My friend Max came over again, and my dog loves him this much.
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spike2201 and I took her for a walk in the woods. It was real sunny out and a great evening for it.
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During a long text conversation, where I was attempting to lie down and concentrate, Ginger decided to lie down and concentrate on my face.
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My new tattoo. Says "You can't take the sky from me". Not many people are going to know why I got that tattoo, other than the fact of course that it's from the theme to Firefly, which is awesome.
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Three stars to join them at the back.
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In the back yard, I liked the way I looked in the sun, so I took pictures.
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Topless Tuesday!
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JustinWALLS was kind enough to post this of me on instagram!
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This scares the SHIT out of me.
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Still selling all this stuff here and could really use the work right now. Guaranteed to sit looking weird in your living room/bedroom/garage for all time. Also tattoo designs and vector art and what have you.

And for Member Review this week we have, well, MY SET - HANG TOUGH! shot by Miro

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Kush - IN RUINS
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Lylie - Nobodys Baby Now
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KattyFox - Heaven
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Kelpie_ - Serenade The Dawn
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And that about wraps up another week here in Salliss central! I hope you all have a great week, and leave some love for Hang Tough if you have a moment. Much love.



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MAY 2, 2013 @ 09:01 PM | 21 COMMENTS


It's 2am as I begin this one.

Summer appears to have started in England. For the last few days I've woken up cold only to step outside and feel warmth spread through me like a cloud of happiness. I thrive on summer, and live for days like yesterday. I fell asleep in the sun listening to the countless crows screeching in the trees opposite my house. When I awoke the freckles on my nose and shoulders had deepened, making me look more like the summer version of myself, and creating a happiness within me unmarred by the outside influences of what is going on in my life at the moment.

Despite all my good intentions, it seems that my destiny is to grapple with situations that leave me feeling that people are appalling, repellent creatures. Creatures who create situations to suit their own needs, who lie to watch others fall.

A few days ago I laid my head down for a quick cat nap in the afternoon. Upon waking I felt an intense and sickening pain in my lower right gut. The pain got worse and worse until I was crying. (I have not cried from physical pain in years.) I called the doctor, thinking perhaps it was my appendix. The doctor had no answers for me; I had no fever. By morning it had ceased.

So the other day as I was strolling through the wonderful town centre that is Bedford, I was a little shocked to be addressed by a young man attempting to get people to play paint-ball. I'm used to cold sellers, I even was one for a very short period, and usually I just keep my head down and keep walking. However, with this guy, I ended up walking past him staring at him with my mouth hanging open. All because of what he said to me.

"You look like a bit of fun."

Wow. I look like a... wow. Someone really needs to teach that boy techniques on cold selling, because that just seemed like he was either trying to hit on me, or didn't really know what he was saying. I was totally torn between being angry and amused, and I'm fairly certain my face twisted into some kind of grimace. So I thought back on the times people have said strange things to me, and wondered if others have been accosted in similar ways. Call it "possibly accidental but also possibly not awkward things to say to strangers". As there was another time in my life where I was walking and someone leaned out of his car and screamed,

"It's just another manic Monday!"

Some others I've had from strangers (especially pertaining to being British) recently:
"You're British? You're lying, your teeth are too good."
"Did you fall into a bucket of bleach?"
"Why are you drinking coffee? British people don't like coffee."
Guy in bar hands me a rose. "I couldn't help but buy this for the prettiest lady here." He then blushes and runs, literally, runs, away.
"You're laid back, rude, and sometimes slightly ditzy. How are you British?"
"Can I draw a cat face on you?"
Stranger doing the dance as we bump into each other in the street, fails to actually bump me; "Well that's disappointing."

When I was a teenager:
"Holy crap that's scary!"
"Are you Wednesday Adams?"
"Are you trying to sell me something? GOD I hope so."

And of course, the ever popular
"Are those tattoos real?" NO I DRAW THEM ON EVERY DAY!

I'm currently watching Rob Dyke live with Matthew Santoro. Very amusing. While we're on that topic this happened the other day.

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That's what the shirt is from. I'm gonna continue plugging this dude cos he's funny, and also very nice to me, which is definitely needed right now.

Checking out some of Matt's stuff I'll start posting him too.

Really enjoying this song right now, I can't remember if I already posted it and I cannot be fucking bothered to click and check. So here.


What am I watching? Oh the usual.
Game of Thrones
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Once Upon a Time
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Hannibal
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Picdump for the week.


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I painted my nails, mainly out of sheer "I feel like crap"-dom.
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My dog begged me for food. The way she acts you'd think I've never fed her in her life.
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Watched some TV.
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Enjoyed the way that Ginger was sitting on the stairs.
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Drank a lot of this.
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Watched spike2201 play with Ginger.
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Watched movies.
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Found this, which has just been reintroduced back into British society after being completely abolished before. *creams pants*
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If I were one of the seven dwarves, I would be Sleepy.
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Since the sun has been out, I hung out with my friend Max, and will be doing so again tomorrow.
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I wore a dress today.
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I then sat on the lawn with Ginger, enjoyed the crow song, the sun, and not having to think.
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I finished up my evening with a glass of red wine. On my own. Like a loser.
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Here are this week's funnies
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Still selling artwork, you know the spiel, go go go. Tattoos, paintings, sketches, vector art, whateveryouwant.

Favourite sets in MR since April 25th ARE (and there are a lot of them this week)... *drumroll*
Rlei - The Blue Babylon
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Tais - Golden Girl
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Riae - Soft Lace
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Felynx - Book of Runes
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PhasiaSuicide - After Party
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lindseyjennings - From New York
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Then of course in FIVE DAYS!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!111!!!111ONE! My set Hang Tough (by Miro) is going into Member Review. Final preview!
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Shortly after I'll have another one (by Chocolat), which I'll just spoiler for this week cos I want the focus on Hang Tough.



As usual, SG, thank you for reading, and I hope you enjoyed this week's episode of "Hi I Can't Decide What Mood I'm In"!

Be safe
Stay strong
Don't die


Love Salliss





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APRIL 25, 2013 @ 02:44 PM | 22 COMMENTS


Hello SG!

The last week has been a turntable of awesome and fun events.

As you may remember, last week I posted a video from the wonderful Rob Dyke. I will be posting another today but a funny thing happened. I commented on the video I posted on this blog, saying that I had posted it, on this blog (sorry for being confusing I only have so many words today... slow day...) and he actually replied, and was actually happy about it. So it would seem that Rob Dyke either was in a nice mood or knows the site, as the correspondence was totally not something I was expecting.

So anyway, I decided, since he amuses the living shit out of me, that I would buy one of his t shirts, set me back a bit and I'm still waiting on the delivery although I will be taking a picture once I get it! I got this one. The guy himself reminds me of someone, though I can't for the life of me think who, in the way that he looks, but also he and I share extremely similar opinions on a lot of things, including humour. It's refreshing to find someone willing to throw his opinions out there and have myself agree.

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I've had a great week of injuring myself. A lot of you don't know this about me but I'm horrendously clumsy. I walk into door frames, stub my toes, hit my head on things, I'm a nightmare to photograph because usually I'm absolutely covered in bruises. I've broken nine of my ten fingers, and all ten of my toes, and a rib, but nothing bigger than that, yet. So I thought I would share with you some beautiful pictures of a few of my injuries, since I literally just trapped my finger in a box. How? I have no fucking clue.

This is me having just trapped my finger in a box, so, just now. The box is a large wooden crate with a sliding top. Very stylish. It was on its side and I picked it up to flip it over, the top slid and my pinkie got caught in it, and in order to not make it way way worse I had to put the box down, very very slowly, with my finger still caught in it.
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Me after playing with a dog. The dog didn't play rough and wasn't trying to hurt me, my skin is just a gigantic wuss. The scratches remained there for several weeks before my arm remembered it could heal itself.
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Me having dropped boiling oil on my feet. I was cooking bacon and threw a rasher of bacon into the pan with such disdain that I ended up with boiling oil all over me. This was the worst of the damage.
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A splinter in my knuckle from brushing ash off a rough bit of wood. It eventually swelled up like a balloon until I attacked it with a knife, and then of course it was just a massive cut instead, don't give a clumsy girl a knife.
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Not really my fault, but my inside leg was bitten by a spider. I don't remember seeing or feeling a spider, but looking at it, it sure as shit isn't a bite from any other insect!
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Post-sex woops. Not going to go into exactly how these ones happened. I'm fairly certain most people will be able to work it out themselves anyway, but I'm not going to blurt it out, after all, there's gotta be some mystery about me, right? RIGHT?
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My bag hit me in the knee. This happens whenever I travel. I tend to keep the straps on my bags too long and my laptop ends up smacking me in the backs or sides of the knees a lot, and I get lazy, so my suitcase will often do the same. Resulting in this.
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I walk around with a combination of those things most of the time. It amuses the hell out of everyone, except me. In fact I took a break from writing just now to close the blind in my bedroom and it fell on my head. It's very possible I'm a walking danger zone. Stay away!

So after last week I've been listening to the Paramore album. I'm fairly addicted to it. I learnt this one on bass yesterday, since I'm back into playing now, it was actually quite difficult because I haven't played in around five years:


As for this one, reminds me kinda of myself:


Okay now call me sad or pathetic or whatever, but as you will know, I love love love love Harry Potter, I even have a tattoo. Recently I've been diving back into my past to reply the games from Philosopher's Stone onward (yes, in England it was called Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. I don't know why it was renamed Sorcerer's Stone for the USA). I've enjoyed myself, but, as usual, I'm stuck playing Half Blood Prince over and over and over and over because it is way too much fun.

Tell me that doesn't look fun! Okay actually don't, I don't want to hear it.

Finally catching up with The Big Bang Theory. Must say Sheldon's one liners leave me in stitches constantly. Of course I'm also on top of Game of Thrones, Once Upon a Time, and more recently, Hannibal, which I am loving, by the way. If you haven't watched it then you need to start. It stars Hugh Dancy and Mad Mikkelsen, both seem perfect in their roles.

Look at this random shit from the TV shows I love!
This link right here is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. If you enjoy GoT and are caught up with it, then take a look, if not, then it contains spoilers, as do these pictures:



But these aren't.

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Hannibal:

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Once Upon a Time:
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I've taken a few walks with the dog, which has been nice, I also spent the weekend at spike2201's house, further North and West than here, but the sun was out, there were drinks to be had, and awesome conversation, so this is my past week in pictures.

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Took a bath, Octavius the Octopus enjoyed himself in the water.
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Climbed a tree; didn't get very far up it before I remembered that I'm intensely clumsy and I would have ended up broken or dead.
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Took a picture of spike2201 sitting on the edge of a cliff, and then afterwards we went and had a pint.
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There are a lot of cats in his house; I managed to get pictures of Gizmo (first) and Scruff (second).
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I really really really really really really really really really REALLY love bacon.
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I had a bit of fun scaring hodor, Waterfordman, expo, Swazzy, and spike2201 with these pictures. Don't ask about the knife, cos I don't quite know what I was doing myself:
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Topless Tuesdays on Instagram, link to my Instagram is at the bottom of this blog.
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Yesterday I walked for quite a while. It was, for once, really pleasant outside, and I had my music, so I was happy.
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How to make runny boiled eggs with toast soldiers and bacon on the side: Get eggs, bread, bacon, and butter.
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Eat them.
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I'm an undercover Suicide Girl! Here to arrest you for not showing enough boobs!
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Newfound addiction: Bulmers cider... the red one. You know I still haven't actually looked at what fruit it is? I just want THE RED ONE!
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I went out for dinner with my Dad. He says hi SG land!
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These are my jeans today. Beyond mending!
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My dog would really like to play bass, if only she was big enough! (Says the tiny person.)
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When I was in San Diego, some of you know, my roomie kicked me out and did a runner with the majority of my clothing and belongings. Since then I've become a bit of a charity case, but my need for clothing was definietly met the other day when my best friend gave me an entire WARDROBE of clothing. I am so happy that I can choose from more than one of 4 outfits, I was beginning to feel like I constantly looked the same.

So I'm still selling art, I'm noticing a lack of interest here, c'mon people, I'm drawing and you're just dismissing! Get over here and have a gander would you! We can work something out and I also draw tattoos! I'm so confident at drawing tattoos that I tattooed one on myself, so seriously, have some trust!

My favourite part - my favourite MR sets of the last week!
Changeling_ - Never Sleep. This chick is from the UK, so automatically gets my vote!
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HelenJade - Little Boats. Another UK chick, one of the most adorable SGs on the site IMHO.
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Rosie - Feng Shui. This girl's favourite TV show is Buffy the Vampire Slayer. And therefore..... UNF.
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Akratie - Breathe Me. Has some of the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen in my life, ever, ever.
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And of course in a very short while you will see my set, Hang Tough, in Member Review. Shot by the gorgeous Miro in March! It's coming out May 8th, keep eyes peeled!
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Shortly after that, though I'm unsure when, I will have another set in MR, shot by the talented Chocolat.
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That's about it for this week! But do enjoy some Rob Dyke before you go!

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APRIL 16, 2013 @ 04:59 PM | 34 COMMENTS


Good evening!

In this week's blog I will be covering several topics. Some of them might be controversial. Feel free to stir the pot if you disagree with what I'm saying, of course, the real pieces of work here will do that in their own way.

I was looking at a girl with so much metal in her face I wondered if she sticks to the fridge when she walks past it. Now that's not usually something I would think, considering I have facial piercings myself but then again when it comes to her I'm rather biased.

Several times now I have received messages asking what I look for in a boyfriend. Well, you know what, I can't honestly tell you that, but what I can tell you (and pay attention now) is what I look for in an ex boyfriend.



  • First, and this is pretty important, it's imperative that the man (child) in question acts like he's nuts. When asked "what's making you like this" he must come up with a really flimsy excuse about his mental state, due to "what he's been through" and demand that I accept his behaviour regardless of my morals, opinions, or beliefs.

  • Must have a tiny penis. And I'm talking like the size of a pinkie finger. It's important that along with that he has no idea how to use it, like he just bought it yesterday and hasn't yet read the instruction manual. So much so that he either overheats and can't cum because he spends so much time trying to override the "I'm Embarrassed" program that he expends too much energy, OR he cums within about 30 seconds of sex beginning. Of course the whole time I'll be telling my friends he's incredible in bed, but once the relationship is over it's possible to reveal that sex with him was like fucking a lifeless stick on a mattress, and that I did better with my vibrator.

  • Must have the most stupid and annoying friends I've ever seen! Nothing like spending my evening... every evening... with a bunch of jumped up assholes who think they're god's gift to women, pool, each other... SO MUCH FUN!

  • Must refuse to cuddle in bed, in public, in general...

  • Must snore, talk, or sweat in his sleep.

  • Must get so drunk he falls over, and be so heavy I can't pick him up so I just have to leave him there to whine like an overgrown child.

  • Must act like I'm the crazy one, due to telling the truth, expressing my feelings, and articulating my thoughts.

  • Must be intensely jealous, so much so that I'm not allowed to be when I inevitably catch him out on lies about other girls or cheating.

  • Must listen to nothing but dubstep/one rock band he claims to love but obviously doesn't love the genre.

  • Must constantly whine about how his father abandoned him.

  • The most amazing thing is complete lack of communication. Absolute best thing ever!



Isn't Game of Thrones kicking butt so far this season? Although...

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On the plus side it's getting warmer here in England so I made this:
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I've liked Paramore for years, but upon the recommendation of spike2201 (who weirdly is fast becoming a really good friend), I did get the new album. My favourite song is fairly beautiful, loving the harmonies integrated in the chorus, plus random glockenspiel in there too! The album is Paramore - self titled album. Give it a listen it's not 'arf bad!



I got Tomb Raider, the new one. I've yet to play it, but I'm hearing really good things... and bad things if you're Yahtzee...



Finally started reading The Casual Vacancy by J K Rowling. All I have to say is so far so good! I'll let y'all know more once I've finished it!

I've joined the "I have a working iPhone" club. Finally got my iPhone so I've been using it OUTSIDE THE HOUSE! eeek And bugging the crap out of spike2201, Swazzy, expo, Avert, Waterfordman, hodor, jmdelaney, and slenderman using various apps and throwing photos at them. It's probable that they have seen most of the photos on this blog, actually. Sorry guys!





I was watching Once Upon a Time, and paused so I could run downstairs and grab a beverage, and this happened. I had to take a picture because I had to sit back down and laugh for five minutes.
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My puppy has been doing a lot of this, recently.
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I thought she might need cheering up, so I bought her a new collar.
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My best friend Lindsay, her boyfriend Damon (who I refer to as Demon), and I went to see Dark Skies. It was really meh so if I were you I wouldn't bother, but they came round to mine afterwards and we had wine and they enjoyed Ginger's company.
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I wandered around a store and found this little dude. Thought about buying him but I have enough issues keeping goldfish alive let alone something that barely moves at all!
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Just a random one of me, and my boob.
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slenderman sent me this one from work. D'aww and all that. smile love
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Last weekend, spike2201 came over to hang out. While he was there, Ginger decided she wanted to show off, so she did this to her dog toy (notice how she managed to avoid chewing on my hat)
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Here he is with Ginger.
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For a while, the bulb in my desk lamp kept repeatedly blowing. I had no idea why until I suddenly noticed this. Oops.
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I managed to cut my hand with my own fingernails while I was asleep, so I made it into a funny face, but after that it's gotten quite red looking.
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My friend Jess came over and we went for a walk in the woods... at 11pm. As you do. Ginger came with us. We heard strange shouting noises and things got quite Blair Witch-y, so we decided to call it a night.
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Sundies! If you don't follow me on Instagram the link is at the bottom of this blog.
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Taunting slenderman with British beer.
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I took Ginger for a three mile walk today. She pulls a lot. We saw a cow. It was uneventful.
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I had brie sandwiches for lunch. I know that is weird. It was odd, but strangely successful.
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This evening I got all dressed up to do my video, which I will be uploading hopefully soon if I can get the camcorder to work with regards to streaming. If I can't then I will have to dress up some more and try again, but I did at least take pictures of myself.
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And now for the good bits!

I'm taking commissions. I draw, I paint, if you wish to see what then you can click here to see it. I can also draw and design tattoos: see myself for examples.

This is still for sale:
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I'm also putting some feelers out with regards to making and selling iPhone cases. If you're interested in getting an iPhone case either with me on it (signed, of course) or my artwork on it then drop me a line. I've had some interest on facebook (fan page linked at bottom of blog) but I want to make a solid investment. smile

On May 8th I have THIS coming out! Shot by Miro!
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And then after that I have THIS coming out at some point! Shot by Chocolat!
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Here are my favourites in MR this week!
Porphyria - Secret Garden
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HellCat_ - Pull My Hair
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_Mielle - Dandelion
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And last but not least:
Luxette - Morning
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APRIL 5, 2013 @ 04:03 PM | 31 COMMENTS


Happy April everyone!

So after years of grappling with what do I write in this space that says "Blog Post" I have finally figured it out, and am intending to structure my blog posts as such!

So after a good month of being in England, slenderman has retreated back to Vancouver. This is both a bad thing and a good thing. Bad because I miss him, but good because I now have time to concentrate on my own shortcomings. Time to focus on work, and sorting out my various real life issues. Tomorrow I see my best friend again, she's been having a really bad time so it'll be nice to have her round so I can cheer her up.

I've been having a real issue lately with people who think they're above everyone else. Just because you had some unforeseen luck come your way does not make you better than me or any of my friends that you are using. People who are friends with me should realise that I'm quite a fierce friend, and even if it takes me a while to say hi, or to reply to someone's message, I will actually do it. Talking to someone with the expectation of them commenting on your set and then once they have completely ignoring them is childish and low.

So here's my effort to throw some pictures at you, since I have a habit of doing that.

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Thigh high Thursday:
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My cat, Taggie, who at 21 years old is still kicking about:
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This strange occurrence which happened to my drink the other day:
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A random jar of awesome snackage:
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Ginger in the car:
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spike2201's birthday gift to me (those of you who know me well will know exactly how awesome and needed this is):
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I painted this for a toddler's birthday party today (yes I'm aware he's missing his back spines):
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And this is me about 2 mins ago, unedited:
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Today I purchased myself a phone. I have had iPhones for several years now but my iPhone currently doesn't work in this country, so I thought "fuck it" and bought a new one. I'm really excited about being able to use my phone out of the house. I don't know if that's really pathetic or not... whatever I also bought a phone case for it, this one in fact:

And I also bought a new name tag for my dog, since hers is somewhat, uh, AWOL.

Lately I've been staring at the book on my nightstand. It's somewhat daunting to actually think of prying myself away from my computer screen to actually read something, but this book is both very worrying and very exciting to me. Being 26, I more or less grew up with the Harry Potter books, the characters in it were only a couple of years younger than myself. I absolutely adored the books, much much moreso than the movies, so the book on my nightstand, J.K. Rowling's "The Casual Vacancy" is scaring me. Her writing was so good, so detailed, and so fantastical, that to think of her writing something completely different aimed at adults actually makes me bite my nails. I'm hoping against hope that it's actually good, I've heard it's good...

I watched the first episode of Season 3 of Game of Thrones. Really excited about this season. I'm not going to spoiler anything for anyone though. I'm nicer than that. I have a movie loaded up on my screen right now that I haven't started watching; it's called "Womb" anyone heard of it? Seems to be seriously weird, so it's probably something I'll enjoy...

Been playing WoW a fair amount. slenderman bought me Mists of Pandaria for my birthday so I'm enjoying going through the new content, even if it does make my laptop lag like a bitch. Also weirdly obsessed with a stupid flash animation game called Alchemy. Look it up it might make you more logical.

Completely obsessed with this song, and I have no real idea why.

I guess it just reminds me of the past year and how much I've been through. It makes me both happy and sad. Crazy huh? Not really.

I'd like to self plug for a minute. I do actually create and sell artwork, that includes sketches, paintings, tattoo ideas, all of it. I'll throw some pictures of what I've done here and if you're interested please message me.

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This one is actually the tattoo on my upper right arm.
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This painting is currently for sale, it's a self portrait and was a commission piece that the buyer never actually bought from me:
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There are lots of girls in Member Review, as you know, but I'm just gonna post some of the girls that I really think deserve to hit the front page:
Caia - Afternoon Break
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Chocolat - Classic
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Essence - Vintage Vixen
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Fische - Songbird
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Glitch - Expansion
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Kyoko - It is forbidden to forbid
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Plum - Wild Fox
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And of course in a month I have my own set going into Member Review, shot by Miro. Here is a taste.
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Soon after, I will have another one, shot by Chocolat on the same day. confused
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So that was a lot longer than I thought it would be, it took me an hour to write! Thank you for reading it if you got this far! Oh and:


Peace.
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MARCH 27, 2013 @ 10:27 AM | 23 COMMENTS


So much has happened in the last month that it's actually quite daunting to write a blog right now. What's probably easier is if I just post pictures and explain them as I go.

As everyone knows, a picture says a thousand words, that is probably why I take so many. My memory is not very good any more, and things that happened yesterday can be extremely distant in my mind. So I take and take pictures. Some people think that being behind a lens detracts from the experience I could be having, but I disagree, because I wouldn't remember the experience at all if I didn't take the pictures.

Probably the most important thing (with regards to SG) that I've done this month was shoot three sets. I shot with Chocolat, Ante, and Miro on March 9th. The first set by Miro goes into member review on May 8th at 3pm. I won't be posting any spoilers of these, so you all can wait in anticipation for my nekkidness.

Before I post anything I'd like to say a big thank you to the people who read my last blog and donated to my friend's cause. She was totally humbled and overjoyed to receive those donations, and it made her really happy, which made me really happy for her. She is now in Kiruna.



So these pictures are not going to be in any specific order at all, because they've already been sorted into folders.

I brought my dog Ginger back with me to England, my Dad claims not to like animals at all but he is perfectly smitten with her. This is him taking her for a walk.
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While I was living in San Diego my great uncle Alec passed away. I went to see my great aunt and she took me and my mother to the place where she scattered Alec's ashes.
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slenderman is here to visit me. Here he is doing the dishes with my dad.
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He came to London to help out with the shootfest that happened there over the weekend of March 9th.
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My dad had him help him and my brother in law to build a shed in my sister's back yard. He shoveled a ton of gravel (not exaggerating) and wore my dad's raggy clothes.
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We haven't done too much touristy stuff, but we took a walk down the embankment.
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Ginger loves him.
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This is him at my birthday party on Friday.
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Another picture from my birthday, this is my friend Alex.
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This is kili enjoying Ginger cuddles on my birthday.
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At the SGUK meet in London, hodor made this face to spike2201.
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After seeing that, he then turned around and did this:
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spike2201 also made it to my birthday, this is him and kili debating the importance of pointing upwards or some shit.
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The morning after my birthday, slenderman, spike2201 and I went to Nandos, I worked very hard to get this picture, but finally got a picture of spike smiling.
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In London, at the SGUK meet again, this is hodor, avert, Waterfordman, and expo loitering in the background.
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Autumnsky and her friend (hopefully soon to be SG) on the tube on the way from the shoot to the bar.
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I don't know if you've seen this video here (by OwenG) Get Flash player
but I was there towards the back, and it's also around the point that I took this picture. Unfortunately I can't remember who the lovely lady with the mask on is, but the boobs in the front are belonging to a lovely girl named Reuben_ who also has sets coming out soon, and if you don't love them I'll hunt you down.
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I also managed a sneaky shot of her set, shot by Chocolat.
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The morning after the SGUK meet in London, we went out for "breakfast". I say breakfast most of us just had coffee. That weekend I had the intense pleasure of meeting someone I've wanted to meet since we first started talking, Swazzy, and also a guy by the name of Omaru, both of whom are great fun.
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I cut off my hair just before the shoot, so I went from this...
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...To this...
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This is me at my birthday on Friday.
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This is one of the polaroids taken of me at the shootfest.
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Between shoots at the shootfest.
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The morning after the SGUK meet, with everyone else, drinking hot chocolate.
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Out in the bar at the SGUK meet.
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With Ginger, slenderman, and spike2201 in my living room.
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Polaroids taken at the shootfest.
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Me being shot by Miro.
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At the hotel with Rose, Jeremy, spike2201, Swazzy, Delmantus, hodor, avert, Waterfordman, Omaru, slenderman, and expo.
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Me with spike2201 at the bar.
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spike2201, SpearThistle, Rose, and I at the bar.
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Rose and I at the bar.
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Swazzy and I at the bar.
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Reuben_ and I at the bar.
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slenderman and I at the bar.
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slenderman and I checking out the call girl cards in a phone box.
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slenderman and I just before I shot a set at the shootfest.
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slenderman and I on the train to London.
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slenderman and I at the bar.
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slenderman and I at my birthday on Friday.
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Me at my birthday on Friday.
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Me talking to my dog, drunk, on my birthday.
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spike2201 bought me a cake (and beer, and cigarettes, and some unknown surprise I'm still waiting on) for my birthday.
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slenderman and I found Stonehenge. It's not as big as they claim it is.
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I bought some new shoes.
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Ginger staring at all the win in the distance.
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And finally, someone gets very happy about eating Indian food.
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So there you have it, that's the last month in a nutshell. An all encompassing nutshell without very much detail, but a nutshell nonetheless.

I'll try to post more than once a month. No promises!

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MARCH 5, 2013 @ 09:14 AM | 25 COMMENTS


One of my best friends is a film maker, and is attempting to finalise her project for university. A year ago she recovered from grade 4b low grade lymphoma. That's really really bad cancer for those who don't know what that means. As such, a lot of her time and money went into getting better, she lost all her hair, and her ability to have children. My hair is currently growing out too, as I shaved one side of it in support of her plight.

She is attempting to raise money to finish her final project for school, in order that she can have some semblance of a life after everything that has happened. If you feel anything for her, please contribute anything you can, even if it's just a couple of cents, by clicking on this link.

This is her, Jess, and I just after she finished receiving treatment, and went into remission.
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MARCH 3, 2013 @ 10:20 AM | 9 COMMENTS


I haven't written anything for over a month.

And I don't really know what to write.

So... here's pictures instead.


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And finally Giles holding a puppy, cos of the adorable.

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JANUARY 29, 2013 @ 05:58 PM | 14 COMMENTS


How to stop thinking:

I will let you know as soon as I figure it out myself.
Since I was sixteen there have been people I think about daily. It royally pisses me off because they are not people I enjoy thinking about, but they have taken up residence in my head and now, nearly ten years later, they're still there, gnawing on my thoughts. What could I have done differently? I was a girl, naive, young, inexperienced in much except not giving a fuck. I never really did anything to hurt anyone if I could help it, but the world decided to turn around and bite me in the ass.

Since that day there have been more and more assholes taking up residence in my head. I've done the therapy, I've had the "get out of that way of thinking" training, but they never truly go away. So it has come to be that I am done. If you're an asshole, stay the fuck away from my head. There's no room in there for any more, and more assholes would push out vital song lyrics. I don't need your memories or repetitions of events that happened with you haunting my dreams and causing me pain. I want to evict the twats that have taken up residence in my brain.

I am amazing. Embittered cunts pretending it isn't so are just that. There's too much awesome here for some people to handle, I guess.

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Soup day.
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Cupcakes and cigarettes.
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Face mug.
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Icicles.
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Can't be mad at that face.
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Hugs.
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Conversation with slenderman about Netflix.

Paws for thought.
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Would you just look at those... breasts.
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Wrong day for this wrong number!


Migraine cure in lactose intolerant form.
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Hair is finally long enough to braid again!
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Waterfall.
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Yawn. That's about all I have to say today. We out.

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