I LOVE BREASTS!
I skated down a hill yesterday into a fence... Well basically I didn't realise the hill was that steep so down I went on my aggressive rollerblades only to realise I couldn't stop... So I stopped myself, with a big metal fence. Nearly flipped myself right over it I must've been going pretty damned quickly! SO then I had to ask two complete strangers to help me get to the hospital as I couldn't move my knee, and then I texted alarmclock who came down while I had my x-ray done. Turns out it was just bruised but it's still pretty painful now.
I figure if I hadn't put so much of the impact into my hands and chest I probably would have shattered my knee-cap.
And that's the last time I'll try skating in London.
I skated down a hill yesterday into a fence... Well basically I didn't realise the hill was that steep so down I went on my aggressive rollerblades only to realise I couldn't stop... So I stopped myself, with a big metal fence. Nearly flipped myself right over it I must've been going pretty damned quickly! SO then I had to ask two complete strangers to help me get to the hospital as I couldn't move my knee, and then I texted alarmclock who came down while I had my x-ray done. Turns out it was just bruised but it's still pretty painful now.
I figure if I hadn't put so much of the impact into my hands and chest I probably would have shattered my knee-cap.
And that's the last time I'll try skating in London.














