age: 31 (May 03, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2004

occupation: Cobra assassin, M1-A1 tank driver, and underground DJ

most humbling moment: eeehh.. arn't ninja's always humble

stats: Mysteriously handsom ninja with piercing green eyes in a trendy white jumpsuit

makes me sad: sunnydays when i have to squint, i fuckin hate zombies

sign: the red cobra symbol on my head

crush: any girl who knows her way around a katana blade

gets me hot: girls with glasses, black thigh-high boots (shiny), girls who tell me what to do, girls who swallow (but is satisfied with the ones that even give head) massages, tantric sex, candle wax, fire, some cutting

makes me happy: taking a shower.... im obsessive compulsive about showering...also cloudy days, rain, and watching lightning

i lost my virginity: to a girl who was a dominatress... talk about being broke in rough... (the taste she left in my mouth has never been quenched)

body mods: Just some sexy scars from fighting and your run of the mill cobra tatoo they give you when you join up... no piercings, they snag on my jumpsuit and put runners in it

fantasy: to be interrogated by a russian woman in uniform with high jack boots and a riding crop, electricity, and classical music in the background.