age: 31 (May 29, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2008

occupation: Military

makes me sad: my old band is still dead. www.myspace.com/thedeadguys

gets me hot: girls that do what the fuck they want to do.

i lost my virginity: yesterday...

heroes: i'm a fucking hero.

makes me happy: drinking coors light.

body mods: many a tattoo...

into: shit and stuff...

stats: i'm a maniac. government issue, 1 each.

most humbling moment: ...waking up from a seven week coma...