today while i was waiting for a friend of mine at hair virtuoso, the head stylist CeCe exclaimed "holy shit!" and those of us that weren't getting our hair done rushed to the window.

in the front yard of a large blue house across the street sat a woman, well really it was more of a squat... in any case, she was not only sitting, but shitting. two grungy looking men on the patio observed, as if it was nothing out of the ordinary. she pulled up her pants, (but not before turning her bare ass in our general direction) as her and the men stumbled off, no doubt under the influence of one thing in another.

what could the people in the blue house possibly have done to deserve such a h[anus] act of vandalism?

the world will never know.