I have decided that Grand Theft Auto IV is the ultimate sign of how low we have come as humans.

No, not because of violence. But because I spent a good portion of the time in the game watching TV. I am not kidding. I have been watching TV between the missions. At first, I thought it was just me having a really sad moment in my life, but discovered that Daven had been doing the same damn thing (and also really loves The Mens Room). I wonder how many others have been doing that? I get bored from watching TV, so I put in a video game only to have my virtual self do what I was bored with to begin with. What the hell man? Seriously. How the fuck did that happen? GTA4 must be stopped at all costs for this reason. Because if we don't then what? A game that has game within it that only replicates doing what we are too bored do in the beginning? I tell ya, it is deplorable. And watch, soon Rockstar will allow for newer shows to be put on as downloadable content and then full movies that you hear about in the radio ads. For shame Rockstar. For shame.

I haven't gotten to the internet part, but I am sure it will make me even more sad. I mean, there are supposedly a lot of sites in the game that will feature many bizarre things from dating and blogging. Man, what is up with that?

Be a normal human being and don't buy the game.

This is RuneLateralus being bored and also wants to seriously state: "I want a Republican Space Rangers shirt and that so bad sounding it has to be awesome anime movie from the radio ad to be up as DLC!"