into: Music: HEINO, The Clash, Spinal Tap, The Donnas, Die Toten Hosen, The MC5, Public Enemy, Rancid, Pennywise, Dethklok, The Sex Pistols, The Descendents, AC/DC, Hendrix, The Wailers, The Doors, The Rolling Stones, 311, Nirvana, The Suicide Machines, Soundgarden, Blur, The Beatles (of course), Buddy Holly, Chuck Berry, Ritchie Valens, Johnny Cash, Roy Orbison, The Dropkick Murphys, The Bloodhound Gang, Kula Shaker, Red Hot Chili Peppers (Blood Sugar & earlier), Sublime, The Police, Green Day, Run DMC, Creedence Clearwater Revival...
Movies: Anything directed by Alan Smithee, Spinal Tap, Orgazmo, Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinkin' Your Juice In The Hood, The Jerk, Hot Fuzz, Shawn of the Dead, Army of Darkness, Ali G In Da House, Run Ronnie Run, The Good The Bad And The Ugly, What Dreams May Come, all the Monty Pythons...
Books: Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy trilogy, LOTR trilogy, any of the Star Wars novels by Michael A. Stackpole, Long Way To Freedom (Nelson Mandela's autobiography), Black Rain by Masuji Ibuse (story of the aftermath of Hiroshima), Call Of The Wild & White Fang by Jack London, The Shanara and Magic Kingdom series by Terry Brooks, and The Chronicles Of Narnia by C.S. Lewis
Aside from those things... Scifi, astronomy, rocket science, physics, chemistry, & aeronautics. Languages and etymology (I speak German, Japanese, and Spanish and have been teaching myself Manx, Irish Gaelic, and Korean). Music I play bass and some rhythm guitar, and used to play the trombone long, long ago.
makes me happy: Prozac (pause for laughs)... self deprecating humor, pointing out the inherent contradictions and absurdities in organized religions, monkeys ... thunderstorms, snow, blizzards, a nice cozy fire, my pets... I'll have to think of more...
makes me sad: I don't get sad, I get pissed off. Then from time to time, I'll get even... muahahahahaha
hobbies: Whoa... a fat sarcastic Star Trek fan? You must be a real killer with the ladies...
5 things i can't live without: Nitrogen/oxygen atmosphere, food, water, shelter, and my heart medication
vices: beer, porn.
thoughts on sg: I dislike it
i spend most of my free time: Writing, drawing, sleeping, and fucking around on the internet.
gender: male
occupation: Since they stopped testing on animals, a guy like me can really clean up...
current crush: There seems to be a new one every five seconds.
stats: Between 5'4" and 6'6", depending on which convenience store I'm seen leaving.
body mods: A couple of tattoos. More planned if I ever get any money.
heroes: Joe Strummer, Homer Simpson, Ralph Wiggum, Mick Jones, Paul Simonon, Scott Ian, Cliff Burton, Matt Freeman, Royce Nunley, John Shaft, Wolverine
gets me hot: Sweetness, kindness, intelligence, eyes, smiles
favorite position: D). All of the above.
fantasy: Sexual fantasy? Oh let's get to know each other first shall we?
sign: Leo, though I don't put much stock in astrology.
most humbling moment: Reference: "I Lost My Virginity"
i lost my virginity: To a very beautiful, sweet, wonderful girl that for some reason I'm still trying to figure out, loved me as much as I loved her.
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting.
MY STATUS: single
MY DIET: Omnivore
MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
CIGARETTES: Nope
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
POT: Nope
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show.