PEOPLE IN LOUISIANA ARE FUCKING INSANE!!!
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I was just at the bank, patiently waiting in line to deposit a check. All of the sudden I hear from behind me, in a big, booming voice, "Good morning, everybody!" from a man as if addressing the whole bank. I freeze, my heart stops as my blood pressure spikes about 80 gajillion points and I think, Oh fuck... this place is getting held up!
Well, thankfully it wasn't a hold-up. It was just a very jovial regular customer of the bank.
Honestly, who the fuck walks into a bank and starts shouting?! It's nice that all the bank employees knew who he was, but I and none of the other customers knew who the fuck he was. I almost had a fucking heart-attack! Any other business, it wouldn't have fazed me (though I still would have considered it very odd), but a fucking bank?!
I need a fucking beer.
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