Member: RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail is still Silliness Scum, and still proud of it.

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MAY 5, 2008 @ 08:55 AM

PEOPLE IN LOUISIANA ARE FUCKING INSANE!!!

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I was just at the bank, patiently waiting in line to deposit a check. All of the sudden I hear from behind me, in a big, booming voice, "Good morning, everybody!" from a man as if addressing the whole bank. I freeze, my heart stops as my blood pressure spikes about 80 gajillion points and I think, Oh fuck... this place is getting held up!

Well, thankfully it wasn't a hold-up. It was just a very jovial regular customer of the bank.

Honestly, who the fuck walks into a bank and starts shouting?! It's nice that all the bank employees knew who he was, but I and none of the other customers knew who the fuck he was. I almost had a fucking heart-attack! Any other business, it wouldn't have fazed me (though I still would have considered it very odd), but a fucking bank?!

I need a fucking beer.


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Kindle

Kindle

Seattle, WA
March 2006

MAY 05, 2008 09:33 AM

Teehee. Oh, hey, digging your tag line wink

bald_eagle

bald_eagle

Indianapolis, IN
November 2006

MAY 05, 2008 10:32 AM

Yeah, that would get my attention. We just had a bank job here last week wherein the guy shot a pregnant teller. She lost her twin babies, but she's recovering.

But I gotta say that I don't think Loosiana has a corner on nutjjobs. We all have our share.

bald_eagle

bald_eagle

Indianapolis, IN
November 2006

MAY 05, 2008 10:51 AM

Not yet. They had a couple of guys in custody, then they realized that someone had turned in a false report.

These people - at least the shooter - are amateurs. Pro's don't shoot anyone unless they have to. That makes 'em all the more dangerous.

bald_eagle

bald_eagle

Indianapolis, IN
November 2006

MAY 05, 2008 11:08 AM

They're instructed to cooperate. But that one may have been a little too cooperative. I'm pretty sure you can turn that compressed air off.

But then again I wasn't there, and she was.

Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

MAY 05, 2008 11:25 AM

I had a guy say, "God bless you, sir" to me as he walked out of this restaurant I was in. I was like, "WTF?"

noxious_jerk

noxious_jerk

San Bernardino, CA
February 2008

MAY 05, 2008 12:00 PM

In a weird way, that's fucking awesome. By "a weird way", I mean, I probably would have shit myself, but been laughing 10 minutes later. You deserve a beer!

sitar

sitar

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

MAY 05, 2008 12:03 PM

i got junped in a parking lot in a strange town the other day.
it was an friend of mine, but still, bitch! have some class.

SuicidePuppies

SuicidePuppies

Oakland, CA
June 2003

MAY 05, 2008 12:37 PM

oh, that's just Crazy Uncle Larry. don't mind him. biggrin

JacksWastedLife

JacksWastedLife

Irving, TX
April 2007

MAY 05, 2008 05:33 PM

that shit's nuts man.

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

Redding, CA
December 2005

MAY 05, 2008 05:49 PM

Reminds me of that scene at the bank in Tommy Boy. Except in that movie everybody hit the floor when someone starting yelling.

Greaser

Greaser

Baton Rouge, LA
July 2006

MAY 05, 2008 06:54 PM

Yeah, we're crazy biggrin


DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

MAY 05, 2008 07:58 PM

HA! I lol'ed at your expense.

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

MAY 05, 2008 08:22 PM

Quit your bitchin'. wink

-TM

WeHaveLostSignal

WeHaveLostSignal

USA
October 2007

MAY 05, 2008 10:28 PM

You, sir, are very correct about Louisana people...however, it isn't all a bad thing sometimes. biggrin

velvet_petal

velvet_petal

I'm lost
November 2006

MAY 05, 2008 11:04 PM

Christ almighty! That was funny! Was there time for you to be reflective in that moment? I've had one or two things happen in my life where the situation appeared to be dicey (but didn't actually end up that way) and I remember one time thinking about all of the crap I needed to wrap up and how I didn't want the people I cared about to have to figure it out and do it...and how I wished I had cleaned my house.

Anyway, glad you weren't taken hostage from Silliness, or dead. That wouldn't have been very convenient.

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