i had an interesting night last night. I as online at nearly midnight, watching porn when i get a text from a newly single chick friend of mine that reads "I'm horny-what do i do?" And as i was replying "Masturbate and send me pictures" she called. She then said that she was drunk and horny. also since she didn't have a boyfriend anymore, she didnt know how to handle the situation. I tell her that she needs to come over to my place and i'll relieve her frustration. She says she cant because shes drunk and invites me over. I couldnt because i was quite toasty myself so i then recomended that she rub one out. She tells me, get this, that she's never done that before. Shes 22 and never played a little three knuckle shuffle. So as soon as she said that i started beating my dick like it broke into my apartment. especially when she started giggling when i told her to use a cucumber or a candle stick. She then tells me to say something to get her OUT of the mood. And i couldnt help her because i was now beating off like a madman at the thought of this chick flicking her bean for the first time with me on the phone. Shortly thereafter she hung up because i could not cool the fire in her loins.



Where was i going with this story? Oh yeah, i need some secks.