I'm on hold with Comcast who is attempting to fix my high speed internet connection. I'm pirating someone else's in the building at the moment. Arrrr. Comcast has questionable taste in music. Or this is their devious strategy to make people forget about holding because they can't take the bad muzak selections. I best equate it to that weird music they play in The Sims. You know, when you're doing the shopping option. Does anyone know what I'm talking about here? Probably not.

So what is new in the world of Roomie? She got to see her former roommate, Kate, this past weekend! And it was awesome. We had a good time chilling. We watched "Their Will Be Blood," which led us to talking like Daniel Day Lewis for most of the weekend. Oh how I adore that movie and Daniel Day Lewis. Handlebar mustaches, yeah baby!

This movie was undoubtedly better than that second Chronicles of Narnia movie. I don't quite know what to make of that. I wasn't really expecting a lot, since I thought "Prince Caspian" was one of the more boring Narnia books. But man, this movie was just laughable. For all the wrong reasons. And now Mr. Tumnus. No hot half-goatmen, no glory.

Anyway, it was a good weekend. And I enjoyed the company of not just Kate, but also a very tall gentleman named Sean who is on this site, but we are not friends on this site. I supposed this could be remedied by me friending him or him friending me, but then I also like to think our bond transcends that of average internet friendships. We are, after all, in cahoots. To make Kate's life just a little more interesting and to remind her that U2 sucks.

In other news, I think Kate has just been trying to date me in male form all this time. Nice to know that she's finding that elsewhere. Because I hear that operation takes like five years and I don't quite dig it. I'm still not even completely sure how that even works. And I'm not sure I really want to know. My friend in his/her noble attempt to educates said something about a pump under the prosthetic testicles to make the clitoris inflate...and yeah.

I saw another Jesus car today.

Also, this was the highlight of my day: "Whoa I must be an English hunting dog, 'cause I just spotted myself a fox!"

Well, that and having to exit the Library today with all my "Iron Man" comic books. Policy indicates that we have to show them all our book-like materials before leaving the building. So needless to say, I felt rad. The security guard gave me an awesome look and we both had a, "Yeah Tony Stark." He's one of the main reasons I'll be seeing "The Incredible Hulk." Mmm, Robert Downey, Jr./Tony Stark cameo. And mmm, Edward Norton.

Not digging so much the jolly green giant, but oh well. I don't want another "Transformers" let down. Though speaking of giant robots!

Obama/Optimus Prime for the win!

Obama's Potential Running Mates