I'm in geek heaven:

I slept late and was woken by a phone call from a gorgeous girl-friend.

I'm currently enjoying a very strong coffee and watching SG picsets on the big-screen TV.

I'm about to do a custom install of an Ubuntu Alpha release and I have a date tonight with a girl who knows how to handle a pipette!

I should call the US Treasury; I feel like $700 000 000 000!