HALP!
I'm under siege! I'm bunkered down in my bedroom, cowering in the dark, terrified of the noises coming from outside my door!
I woke up this morning with just enough time to grab a coffee and flee back to the safety of my room before a swarm of drama-types descended upon my house like the biblical locusts.
They're crawling all over the backyard and buzzing through the house!! I'm trapped!
Oh how they make me cringe with their high-pitched whiny voices and their constant emoting! And that's just the males of the species!
Somebody save me!!!
I'm under siege! I'm bunkered down in my bedroom, cowering in the dark, terrified of the noises coming from outside my door!
I woke up this morning with just enough time to grab a coffee and flee back to the safety of my room before a swarm of drama-types descended upon my house like the biblical locusts.
They're crawling all over the backyard and buzzing through the house!! I'm trapped!
Oh how they make me cringe with their high-pitched whiny voices and their constant emoting! And that's just the males of the species!
Somebody save me!!!












