age: 67 (Sep 06, 1941)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2004

occupation: Exploiting 6,000 years of civilization

crush: That hot chick in that bad movie

makes me happy: Jokes, music, food, movies, pretty smiles, friends, The Red Sox winning

stats: Sarcastic as Fuck

into: I love Stuff! Probably whatever shiny thing is dangled in front of me

makes me sad: everyting else

sign: Virgo

gets me hot: Lots'a stuff

i lost my virginity: being in the right place at the right time

most humbling moment: Whenever I forget to be humble

body mods: 2 Tattoos, recovering nipple