Send me your phone #, if you would like.

In case you were wondering, and I'm sure you weren't, I am still a bit lifted from the Hank show last night. I spilled coffee beans all over the office already, and I am dreading the start of any actual work. I've already spilled coffee beans, and subsequently my cup of coffee, all over the kitchen in the office. Burned my bagel, and spread hummus on it rather then cream cheese (which, incidentally is not half bad).

I'm batting a god damn thousand today, folks. Keep your fingers crossed that I don't fall down the damn stairs or something...Man, I'd hate to be one of my clients today.

Ladies and gentelmen, I am the proud new owner of this super bad ass poster:



Thanks Jon, Staycie and Ross for helping make my dreams into a reality. The rest of you degenerates can suck a fart out of my ass...thanks for nothing.

This weekend is going to be fantabulous. A very good friend of mine is DJing at his first rave party tonight. Cross your fingers for him, he's super stoked. Tomorrow I get to help ironbhr and SamanthaKayne move to their new love nest somewhere in North Denver. After that it's a shower (if you're lucky) and off to prcnct13's birthday party for some rooftop shenanigans.

Thanks for coming out to coffee with me last night, you guys. Coffee nights are my very favorite SGColorado outings. Here are some pictures I took with my phone:

This one is a picture of Keef talking about fucking someone's wife, or something (I really wish I remembered the quote, it was truly priceless).


And here is MadScience_7, Eponine and Sneeker laughing at Keef.


We had a grand total of 0 SGColorado window scratchers at coffee last night, which is way lame. Maybe next time.

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All damn day and only $20 closer. This is real, people. This is not a game. We can do this, but we have to work together. The mountain is high, and the path treacherous. Dig deep, brothers and sisters.

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Ok you guys, you know I don't typically do this, but as you can see, this is a very special circumstance. I feel I have been a good enough boy this year. Although it is a slight hit to my pride to come out and ask like this, I believe it may not be out of line to call in some of the nice guy-a-tude I have exhibited toward each and every one of you.

Please, oh pretty please get me this poster on eBay.



The sight of it makes me weep with joy of rock and sadness of the knowledge that I will never bear host to this lineup.

Please

Oh please

Oh pretty please.

Oh pretty, pretty please.

5 of my closest friends + $10 a piece = A zombie that will die happy.

My PayPal address is rickramos1@msn.com, all unused funds will be returned.

Thank you for your time and attention.

McConaughey was crap, just so you know.

I'm off to Lake McConaughey for the weekend. Boating, jetskis, booze and the gold medal. Miss me guys!

Here's a sampeling of my battered, broken body.


There's still more on the other arm, back, legs, chest and a big one on my leg. I haven't been this beat up since the last time I was beat up.

I'm frikken hardcore for an old sonovabich.

I'm getting older, I swear. I am battered and bruised and my limbs are stiff. I will post pictures of the massive bruises on my arms and torso if I can get ahold of a camera later. In the meantime, I won't be doing much outside of sitting around my house today. Sorry I am missing your t-shirt party Ramby. It's not the hangover, it was last night's violence.

Ministry continues to be my very favorite band in the world. period. And to the mother fucker that stole my hat from off of my head last night: Enjoy your new hat chum.......p.




Do you write "period" or is that just a verbal punctuation?

Beta is great, don't you wish you could see it too? Talk about coming a long way. The amount of change that has gone on here since I joined is ridiculous. I'm coming up on my three year SGaversary in about a month (Yes, I know it says December 2003...long story). Watching this place evolve, and having the opportunity to participate has been frikken badass. This web site has been a big part of my life. It's where I know I will always know I can find some friends, no matter where I'm at. The people I have met via Suicidegirls are some of my favorite people ever, some of them I haven't met in person yet, some of them I almost went on TV with, and some of them I may never see in anywhere besides the SGUI.



So what if they change how this web site looks, or how it's marketed, or even if they start selling SG t-shirts at Hot Topic (what a horrible thought). I don't have shit to say as long as my friends are here, and as long as I continue to meet cool people and make new friends.

You niggaz talk shit then abandon ship.

(if that doesn't take you kids back to 1996, i don't know what else possibly could)