"Rob helped me find Jesus."

"Rob has a funny profile picture. I hope he changes out of his Jedi robe, though. That thing is bound to stink in a few days."

"Rob's work has touched me. Yes, in that way.

And I liked it."

"Rob's work has touched me. No, not like that. In a good, and almost wholly un-naughty way. He's got a unique perspective on the news media, and I'm glad to see its return."