age: 29 (Feb 19, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2009

occupation: Antichrist

crush: I've got my spine, I've got my orange crush.

fantasy: Too many to pick just one

i lost my virginity: to your mother's brownies

stats: I could pass as Michael Phelps' older brother

sign: Slower Traffic Keep Right

into: You, physical fitness, mountain biking, teeth

makes me happy: A nice trail to bike

body mods: none...yet

makes me sad: see "not into"

heroes: I am my own inspiration. The only easy day was yesterday.