age: 21 (Nov 12, 1991)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2010

occupation: Retail.

body mods: No longer.

into: Sarcasm and money.

most humbling moment: Totaling my first car.

crush: Deadpool.

i lost my virginity: Bent over in a shower at three in the morning.

makes me happy: New comic books, my quiet apartment, driving late at night, dodgeball, Village Inn at two a.m., taking gratuitous pictures of myself, cannolis, pretty women, Daria, being way cooler on the internet than in reality.

sign: Scorp.

makes me sad: The world. And being way cooler on the internet than I am in reality.