bands:

1. gang of four
2. the ronettes
3. journey
4. mates of state
5. vivian girls
6. mountain goats
7. pre-suck liz phair
8. ladytron
9. dresden dolls
10. beirut

films:

1. the graduate
2. lost in translation
3. the empire strikes back
4. velvet goldmine
5. jesus christ, vampire hunter
6. breakfast at tiffanys
7. better off dead
8. metropolis
9. the little mermaid
10. true romance

books:

1. always: the norton shakespeare
2. the heart is a lonely hunter
3. crime and punishment
4. breakfast of champions
5. death in venice
6. anna karenina
7. american gods
8. the unbearable lightness of being
9. pilgrim at tinker creek
10. catch-22

tv shows:

1. arrested development
2. flight of the conchords
3. firefly
4. the office
5. entourage
6. weeds
7. aqua teen hunger force

 

into: weeds season three, window-shopping, tapas, birds, valet parking, summer camp

not into: hollywood trash, the new weezer album (ok, the last four weezer albums), traffic, high-waisted pants, rejection

makes me happy: happy hour, fat cats, boy-girl harmony, ruining lives, david foster wallace, dryer sheets, coming of age novels, agent provocateur

makes me sad: animal cruelty, faulty wi-fi, dead poets society

hobbies: i don't really have hobbies so much as addictions, compulsions, and diversions.

5 things i can't live without: eyeliner, caffeine, laptop, sunshine, urban outfitters

vices: smoking, US weekly, tactlessness

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: in bed

 

occupation: iconoclast

current crush: christian louboutin.

stats: i have incredibly shiny hair.

body mods: steel trap mind, heart of stone

gets me hot: literary criticism

favorite position: compromising

fantasy: redacted for attorney-client privilege

sign: aquarius

i lost my virginity: in the back of the squad car

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY DIET: Vegetarian

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY KINK FACTOR: I'm saving myself for Jesus!

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories.