into: scout the kitten, the bar method, west elm, lady gaga, torrontes, making a scene
not into: dude-bros, edward sharpe and the magnetic hippie fuckwads, remaking footloose
makes me happy: happy hour, fat cats, boy-girl harmony, ruining lives, david foster wallace, dryer sheets, coming of age novels, agave lattes
makes me sad: animal cruelty, faulty wi-fi, dead poets society
hobbies: i don't really have hobbies so much as addictions, compulsions, and diversions.
5 things i can't live without: eyeliner, caffeine, laptop, sunshine, urban outfitters
vices: smoking, US weekly, tactlessness
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: swilling wine, spinning tunes, talking shit
occupation: iconoclast
current crush: joan holloway
stats: i have incredibly shiny hair.
body mods: steel trap mind, heart of stone
heroes: kurt vonnegut, jr., kathleen hanna, the brave little toaster
gets me hot: literary criticism
favorite position: compromising
fantasy: redacted for attorney-client privilege
sign: aquarius
most humbling moment: most certainly involves either parallel parking or being bested by the printer/copier/fax/scanner/lifewrecker
i lost my virginity: on july 14, 1998. bastille day.
it might have happened sooner if i didn't publicly advertise a photographic memory.
CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal
MY STATUS: open relationship
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show.
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories
