I heard something recently that demanded my attention. I could care less that Disturbed is taking a break from making music (they're age has made their lyrics become too political in recent albums) but the lead singer said something that irked me. David Draimen claims that "rock and metal are in horrible shape and slowly dying."

I will agree that radio rock is in poor shape while bands like Nickelback, and Papa Roach pollute the air waves, but metal is alive and well. we are in the wake of the big 4 thrash metal pioneers (Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer, Anthrax) playin multiple sold out shows at yankee stadium. A new album from the reunited Anthrax after almost 20 years, and we're in the middle of the Share the Welt tour, with legendary Hatebreed, and Five Finger Death Punch (who in my opinion are the best Metal has to offer as of know)

So maybe metal is doing just fine and Draimen knows he cant compete...

No vents run to my bedroom, which means no air conditioning on the second floor.

I've taken to the basement. Soaking up the incandecents and watching Dr. Who on netflix. (for the record, Matt Smith has not replaced David Tenant for me and I dont see it happening) I started watching them in order but had to skip around to stay entertained.

I'd love to refer to the fact that its finally below 100 degrees here but I couldn't possibly be as boring as to blog about the weather. I cant stand those who blog for no reason but here I am draining a mental cist all over the internet. No one reads this blog anyway, right?

But dont you dare feel sorry for me, come to think of it the fact that no one reads it gives me much more freedom to say what i want without offending... As if that even crossed my mind.

In need of a TARDIS,
DYLAN (not fuckin Dillon)

I want to change my username but i don't know what to.
If anyone wants to give me a hand, here are some things to know about me

• My name is DYLAN


• I love metal. Not hard rock, not grunge, FUCKIN' METAL


• I live on the border of KS and MO, and if i hear one more Wizard of Oz joke, I'll throw 'bows.


• My girlfriend's name is PAIGE and she is AMAZING


• I'm a CAR GUY. I work with cars, I drive cars, I love cars.


• I want a MOTORCYCLE, like a Harley, not a lame-ass crotch rocket.


• Yes, the rumors are TRUE. I'm hung like a moose.

Now that you're all caught up, here is a few pics.






and you will love it

I got a BAD ASS new job.
I'm gettin' paid fat as hell to do it.
and to celebrate, I'm gonna go sex up my girlfriend

BAM!!!!!!

i don't know if anyone else has noticed...

but the job market fuckin' sucks.

sooooooo?



here's a self-portrait i'm working on

What does one post on their blog when they have nothing to say?
My first assumption is nudes, but seeing as how I'm a guy, I really only have one body part of interest and i think there's already too many cocks on the internet when i'm just looking for vaginas.

Normally i'd just pick from the extensive list of things I hate and just start ranting but I'm gonna leave this one up to you. The 1-5 people that'll actually read my psycho-babble.

I want YOU to give me a topic of discussion, or of debate, and i'm gonna rip that shit apart.
Which should be exciting for you since i never listen to anyone.
But seeing as how no one reads my blog, this might backfire on me.
so... fingers crossed that Merlowe gets on today I guess

aaannndddd...... GO!!!

while waiting for some topics...
have some pics


Me before Freaker's Ball


Shit, now you know my name.


Five Finger Death Punch kicked ass!


So did Sevendust!!!!


Ha!

leave a topic. something you want to know my views on

edit:
Well, that backfired... I need more friends

first i wanna say: I can't believe the pics I'm about to post aren't photoshopped

This first one is of lightning hitting a familiar land mark

Then Bill Murray piloted her through the streets. (Ghostbusters FTW)


This is lightning hitting the ore and ash being thrown from a volcano

Volcanic Lightning....... That's fuckin' brutal!!!!

I'm bad at regularly updating blogs. I haven't successfully kept a blog since 2004.
but ofcourse i'm constantly denied group membership based on the fact that i don't keep a blog here on SG.
I've been a member of SG on and off for about 2 years. My first subscription was a birthday gift from an ex-girlfriend, who knew how much i loved tattoed chicks... and boobies

I suppose i should introduce myself....
My real name is Dylan; My username is a reference to my love of Metallica (or really of anything that's excessively metal.) I was born and raised in Kansas City, MO and have worked at a local hardware store for the last 2 years and hate my fuckin' job. I graduated from S.M. West last spring, and am working on saving enough money to go to college which may be an issue with the bullshit pay/hours I'm getting.

Due to my inability to express myself through the written word I'll be telling you the important details about myself through the magic of internet hosted images........ cuz i know you eat that shit up.......


Aviators..... cuz no one can wear that asshole Kanye West's shutter shades


I dress like a thug... usually though due to the area I live, it's safer to wear red if ya know what i mean...


I've won three boxing championship tournaments


This is me and Gabby (the ex-gf who started me on SG) we're still good friends


I have no moral compass


Rob Zombie is my god... I'd take a bullet for him


i draw some weird shit sometimes

all for now.
feel free to comment if you give a shit about any of the things i give a shit about
hell, maybe it'll make us friends