My birthday is in less than a week. I have started not to care but one of my best friends is coming down to visit and we are going to do some cool creative shit if we don't get to stoned and drunk. I've been told by HER and my manager thatI have to do something because I told then that my last two birthdays were horribly depressing. I also invited another girl from work. But now I really don't want my manager there because she has been lying to me and talking shit about me to my bosses. Goddammit she's invited. I'm going to try to work out that she either doesn't make it or she is the DD and The Girl will ride home with us. Either way, my main goal is to have fun and make out with the girl (I don't see it happening).

God, I can't wait to quit my job. Maybe it will be easier to find a new job after the holidays. They're like little fucking children that can't let shit go. I gave someone that used to work there his shirts before he brought back his check. That was over a month ago and they are still bringing that shit up. Not to me of course. I have a mole in the workplace (yes, her) and she told me about it. I keep getting told that I've been "stepping it up" lately and now apparently I get to "stay focused". Oh I'll fucking focus alright. On getting a new job. What a bunch of pussies.


Anyway enough bitching. Here is a picture of a sign I took that also needs to just quit.

Must I always overreact? Yes. Yes, I must. And I always plan out my overreactions and milk them for several days. Then I feel bad about it.

I'm kind of in a good mood. I don't want to say goofy things but sometimes I don't know how else to express myself. Now my stomach is full of bad food. I don't think it went that bad. Oh God it has me, bad. I may have no left over ones. Maybe that's for the best. Sorry if this it cryptic. It makes perfect sense to me.

She is something else.

Thanksgiving was relatively painless. I was the last to get there and the first to leave, just as I planned. I haven't been able to sleep or eat in a couple of weeks so I actually ate more than I thought would be able to. They gave me obligatory "take home plate". It was mainly ham which I don't really eat. I ate it anyway because I'm poor and haven't been grocery shopping lately.

Insomnia, headaches and gas. That's me.


I'll (hopefully) have a better post tomorrow.

I got stoned tonight with my favorite girl. No, we didn't "do it". I'm working my way up though. I am planning on the weasel technique to get me in.

She had the flu recently. I bought her some soup and medicine. I keep checking on her car because of its nature to overheat. I have been wondering too much if she knows I'm into her. She has to know by now. Now I must concentrate if she's into me. I always have the assumption that a pretty girl (like her) automatically isn't interested.But I have a couple of hints.

I'm an old man. I don't care as much as much about sex as I used to. Making out would be nice. Sleeping in the same bed without touching each other would be good for me. Marrying her and having Puerto Rican/Irish big headed babies would be great too but I am getting ahead of myself.

You see what I mean?







I am NOT in love!

I took this photo yesterday:





I got attacked last night after the Lucero show. I was waiting around afterwards to get a ride but I got bored so I walked to another bar. People think I make this kind of shit up but some random guy ran up out of the blue and punch me in the head. The bouncer outside the club saw the whole thing and wouldn't let me in the club.


I hate people more and more each day. I don't even really hate the guy that punched me. I hate the bouncer guy. Long story short, I am going to ask someone out to lunch today as soon as my head stops hurting.

Here's a few Halloween pics:



The....Amazing Burrito Burro! It's all nipples, beer gut and ribs. And ROCK!!!







The...Amazing Burrito Burro! almost getting hit by a car.







ABB with the sexiest Puerto Rican Catwoman ever and as well as his future wife (he wishes!)





I know this was just a Halloween costume at first but I have decided to become an actual superhero. Maybe I'll start with the numerous assholes that are on this site.

Well, I still don't have any hot water today. They took the heater out but haven't replaced it yet. I haven't heard if they are going to fix it today and they didn't let me a note or call when they left.

In other news: I got new phone because my other one died in the usual manner (water damage). It's nothing fancy but I do have a camera and video on this one. I used it to take a couple of pics:




This one was a jackass at Barnes and Nobles that felt the need to take up 4 spaces. That's my Jeep next to his car. I wanted to leave him a nasty note but I didn't have any paper:






And this one is me and a co-worker that I think is the coolest and sexiest lil thing I've known in a while. She is currently getting over the flu and I hope I don't catch it by standing so close to her. *knock on wood* I'll take my chances though:







I have insomnia (again) so I guess I'll go look at some pics and cruise the boards. *sigh*