I told my bosses that I wasn't come in tomorrow due to sickness. I don't feel that well but I'm not really all of that sick either. I just need a day off from those assholes. Especially in the combo that is on the schedule. If my stomach feels better, I'm thinking about cooking some chicken cordon blue with potatoes and maybe some corn on the cob. Mainly I'm going to get in some good Silent Hill and Sacred 2 action. I got a voice mail today from a place I put in an app that may be interested in setting up a job interview so I may do that too. But mainly I'm going to stick around the house, so for those of you who have my number, and if you don't have anything better to do, feel free to keep me company with random texts or calls.


Peas and carrots,

Benzo

It's not easy being a walking "Before" picture or being defined by your flaws.

*sigh* So is this what my life has come to? Online dating sites and hoping for another dead end job so I can quit my current one?

Don't answer that.

The heel on my right foot is still bruised (I sliced it open on my stairs Friday night). I just poured peroxide on it and it stings. Yep, that's what I'm up to right now. That and I just took a two hour nap. I probably won't sleep tonight but when do I ever?


Edit: I just got called in to work 10-9 tomorrow instead of 3-9.

I think too much...

I deleted her phone number, texts and voice mails from my phone. Not out of spite, mind you, but why bother having them.

Thanks for all of the birthday wishes. No sex for me but thanks for the encouragement. Hell, I didn't even get a kiss. I got a hug.

I was born on this day at 4ish in the morning. I escaped two months early which explains my low birth weight. I am going to try have sex with a Puerto Rican girl tonight.

Sometimes my naivety surprises even me.

Hoo boy. It's been a while since I've driven over the limit. I just got back from the office Christmas party. I got the book I wanted (see below)




It's my birthday in 3 days so my bosses got me a birthday cake. I did a sexy party boy dance during my birthday song but without the nudity. I was going to try and kiss you-know-who when I took her home since we were all festive and she had a bit to drink but she had to get out of my car kind of fast because she had to shit. Maybe in two days.

ppttt yeah right.