into: Video Games, 60's Girl Groups, Movies, Cheesy T-shirts, Oatmeal Toast, Crossword Puzzles, Stand up Comedy, Comic Books, Old Country Music, Memoirs, AM Radio, TV on DVD, Silent Comedies.
not into: chit chat, juice pulp, cell phone drivers, new country music.
makes me happy: When people think I'm funny, the wife, the dog, animals, calling in sick to work, boobs, noodles.
makes me sad: i wish people would pronounce the "r" in February and temperature.
hobbies: how is this different than "Into"?
5 things i can't live without: Sarcasm, Smooches, Humor, booksmoviesmusicandvideogames, thewifeandthedog
vices: none; i am all that humanity should strive to emulate...also i'm remarkably humble
thoughts on sg: I like it
current crush: Regina Spektor
stats: 1/2 Mexican, 1/2 Cracker
body mods: i sliced my head open once...
heroes: Larry David, Ricky Gervais.
gets me hot: quirky girls.
favorite position: participant.
fantasy: It's like Twister, except everybody's doin' it
most humbling moment: I hate it when children beat me at video games.
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: open relationship
I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Hillbilly, Geek, Gamer
