My Mom shooting. . . she is a terrible shot. But in her defense. . . it was a .45 and she is only about 140 and 5 foot even. Also she hasn't shot a handgun regularly since 94. . .
My brother and I shooting. . . he reminds me of Elmer Fudd. . .
Went and visited family for the weekend.
Apparently we look a lot alike.
My Nephew is acting like a normal kid. Strong and healthy.
Oie. Call up the office of the complex to ask why my leaf bin wasn't picked up last week or this week. They tell me, they have no idea and they suggest I call the trash people. I call the trash people and deal with a 10 minute hold time just to have the woman ask me
"Why I didn't call the day they missed it?"
I tell her they "come every other week. As far as I know this was the week they didn't come."
She tells me "well next time I should call the day they miss me."
I tell her. "Oh I sure will, and I'll raise hell that day from here on in. But please remember this. It's not my job to make sure you people are doing your job. So when I call because you guys missed me, you failed to do your job, I am going to be ruthless and bloody mean."
"Why I didn't call the day they missed it?"
I tell her they "come every other week. As far as I know this was the week they didn't come."
She tells me "well next time I should call the day they miss me."
I tell her. "Oh I sure will, and I'll raise hell that day from here on in. But please remember this. It's not my job to make sure you people are doing your job. So when I call because you guys missed me, you failed to do your job, I am going to be ruthless and bloody mean."
-Dream-
Sister calls me up and asks me if I would Marry her and her bf on August 10, 2012. I asked her why she would ask me. She told me that she likes the date and I am the only one that could do it on such short notice.
I then told her no, I wouldn't Marry her to babyhead, that honestly I might just beat the idiot up for trying to Marry my sister.
-End-
Sister calls me up and asks me if I would Marry her and her bf on August 10, 2012. I asked her why she would ask me. She told me that she likes the date and I am the only one that could do it on such short notice.
I then told her no, I wouldn't Marry her to babyhead, that honestly I might just beat the idiot up for trying to Marry my sister.
-End-
-Dream-
I was in class, a chick was flirting with me and I was trying to do so in response, but this dude kept butting in and ruining my plays. This happened most of the class until I finally had enough and got out of my seat punched the guy and then slammed him over and over into a wall. I hear a very Chevy Chase like voice call out "I will see you expelled for this!" to which I figured I had nothing left to lose. So I started darting about the room beating the hell out of anyone that even minorly annoyed me. Then I beat the teacher, then I went into the neighboring room and started to whoop ass there.
Eventually the Dean showed up who was Charles S. Dutton who calms me down and tells me that he doesn't want to expell me as I am just a cunt hair away from getting my degree, and that he wishes he had a way out for me. Then a fellow student (mildots) comes up and whispers in my ear. Suddenly I leap up and dash to the nearby Sundae bar strip down to my boxers and begin making a Sundae on my bald head, including chocolate frozen yogurt, strawberry syrup, sprinkles and a cherry atop. Then I start darting around the campus screaming "I'm a Sundae lick me!".
Mil walks to the Dean and tells me, if he snapped you can't be expelled, that would be insensitive. Charles smiles wide and wipes away a tear from his eye, hugs Mil as they both laugh realizing they saved my ass when the dream shifts back to me running up behind a tall Asian kid in my Japanese class that I have NO PROBLEM WITH AT ALL who is smoking overlooking a very sharp fall of about 60 feet right when I get to him he spins around and I kick him as hard as I can down the hill where it freeze frames him doubled over, sunglasses flying from his face, smoke erupting from his puckered lips with my barefoot planted deep in his stomach, a wild sadistic laugh laugh coming from my wide toothy smile.
I was in class, a chick was flirting with me and I was trying to do so in response, but this dude kept butting in and ruining my plays. This happened most of the class until I finally had enough and got out of my seat punched the guy and then slammed him over and over into a wall. I hear a very Chevy Chase like voice call out "I will see you expelled for this!" to which I figured I had nothing left to lose. So I started darting about the room beating the hell out of anyone that even minorly annoyed me. Then I beat the teacher, then I went into the neighboring room and started to whoop ass there.
Eventually the Dean showed up who was Charles S. Dutton who calms me down and tells me that he doesn't want to expell me as I am just a cunt hair away from getting my degree, and that he wishes he had a way out for me. Then a fellow student (mildots) comes up and whispers in my ear. Suddenly I leap up and dash to the nearby Sundae bar strip down to my boxers and begin making a Sundae on my bald head, including chocolate frozen yogurt, strawberry syrup, sprinkles and a cherry atop. Then I start darting around the campus screaming "I'm a Sundae lick me!".
Mil walks to the Dean and tells me, if he snapped you can't be expelled, that would be insensitive. Charles smiles wide and wipes away a tear from his eye, hugs Mil as they both laugh realizing they saved my ass when the dream shifts back to me running up behind a tall Asian kid in my Japanese class that I have NO PROBLEM WITH AT ALL who is smoking overlooking a very sharp fall of about 60 feet right when I get to him he spins around and I kick him as hard as I can down the hill where it freeze frames him doubled over, sunglasses flying from his face, smoke erupting from his puckered lips with my barefoot planted deep in his stomach, a wild sadistic laugh laugh coming from my wide toothy smile.
Watching the Cube series.
First wasn't horrible but a bit of a let down. Second was rather so so. Had some interesting bits and pieces but all in all not something I would recommend to anyone. In progress of the third. So far rather par for the other two.
[Update] Finished 3. . . okay series over. I don't think I'll ever watch those again. . . ever.
First wasn't horrible but a bit of a let down. Second was rather so so. Had some interesting bits and pieces but all in all not something I would recommend to anyone. In progress of the third. So far rather par for the other two.
[Update] Finished 3. . . okay series over. I don't think I'll ever watch those again. . . ever.
7 of 10. Nothing but awesome from my teefury grab bag.
The three losers getting put up on eBay.
The three losers getting put up on eBay.
-Weird dream-
So I was at some park, like in the middle of a campground park, and I am just sitting there on a bench people watching. These kids are sitting there teasing this Rhino with their sandwiches and chips etc. Anyway the kids Mom comes over and takes them away and tries to shoe away the Rhino. The Rhino walks over to me and starts kind of nudging me and looking like its begging for my food. So I open up my brown bag and toss off a piece of my sandwich but it stands up on its hind legs picks up the bit of sandwich and looks down at me and in a thick black fella voice it says to me "Man, seriously man? You gonna just toss me this shit? Like I'm your dog? Look here tiny I am three tons of fuckin' hungry and you are gonna toss me this? Mother fucker. You best give me that sandwich and whatever else is in that bag before I chase you outta this park shovin' my horn in your ass!"
Needless to say I gave it my lunch and asked politely if I could keep the coke.
Which it then sat down on the table next to me and ate the lunch including taking a couple sips from my coke, after which it threatened to flatten my ass if I wiped the rim before taking a sip after.
So I was at some park, like in the middle of a campground park, and I am just sitting there on a bench people watching. These kids are sitting there teasing this Rhino with their sandwiches and chips etc. Anyway the kids Mom comes over and takes them away and tries to shoe away the Rhino. The Rhino walks over to me and starts kind of nudging me and looking like its begging for my food. So I open up my brown bag and toss off a piece of my sandwich but it stands up on its hind legs picks up the bit of sandwich and looks down at me and in a thick black fella voice it says to me "Man, seriously man? You gonna just toss me this shit? Like I'm your dog? Look here tiny I am three tons of fuckin' hungry and you are gonna toss me this? Mother fucker. You best give me that sandwich and whatever else is in that bag before I chase you outta this park shovin' my horn in your ass!"
Needless to say I gave it my lunch and asked politely if I could keep the coke.
Which it then sat down on the table next to me and ate the lunch including taking a couple sips from my coke, after which it threatened to flatten my ass if I wiped the rim before taking a sip after.
