Around 6 am till now.
ME: Just had a dream you went into labor. Woke me up
Got a call from you telling me you were "having the inappropriate thing a c-section." following by "because I am just too tired to do the other right now". Then right after I woke up the phone rang and Aunt Denise was talking to someone. Sounded like it was Mom. Totally wigged me out.
SISTER: Im in labor!!!
ME: seriously?
you aren't fucking with me?
SISTER: Yes no im not fucking with you!
ME: God damn psychic link. Why can't it tell me the lotto numbers again?
SISTER: Never again. This hurts more than any fucking thing I've encountered.
ME: Sorry to hear that sister critter. Hope it doesn't take too long.
Love you!
You call Mom?
SISTER: Yeah, and I love you too.
ME: K. Tell Tater head to take pictures until Mom gets there.
Sisters water broke. More news to come. 
Today, 01/24/13 at 2:46pm I got word. Noah James Hasner, my nephew, was born!
He's 8.4lbs & 20inches long.
He is 356 days younger than his cousin, my brothers son. Damn kids. Clustering their birthdays. LOL
