into: Here is the thing, I hate filling out this profiles. I honestly just don't feel like typing that much so here is what you need to know about me:
I am a lady and a boss.
not into: keeping going.....just trying to make it look like I put effort into this....
makes me happy: OKAY! so I am a shy, geek girl who would rather spend the evening drinking at a friends home than going out. I have horrible grammar/ spelling but that shouldn't suggest that I am not smart.
makes me sad: I like cats and cosmetics. Oh wait...this is the sad box? Geez, umm...animal cruelty makes me sad, so don't do it!
Also, our planet is in super sick . Take time to do the little things like recycle.
hobbies: I write and perform comedy in Austin.
I have an Associates in Communications.
I want to go to cosmetology school .
5 things i can't live without: red lipstick.
ipad.THC.
a good pair of black flats-. strawberries
vices: Vices? really? I mean, that depends on the person really. Some might say that I smoke too much pot or eat too many sweets but why not?
Blerg, that was a random rant.
Anyways, I smoke alot of pot and eat alt of ice cream and its wonderful ^_^
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: SLEEPING!!! I could sleep for days. Making things into others things. Guess you could say I am crafty gal.
I take pride in my home and I'm my appearance
occupation: Office monkey
current crush: Emma Stone.
stats: " This man is dying, Roberts! We need a kidney, STAT!"
Ha, that's what I thought .
My boobs are D sizes and I got curves
good, right?
body mods: 7 tattoos. Monroe piercing and Dermal near by right eye.
They are called Dermal , right?
I don't know these things.
heroes: Gambit and Rogue forever!
Audrey Hepburn. CoCo Chanel. A certain man who will not be named but must be addressed here in this box. Let's just call him " Art"
gets me hot: guys w/ beards.
guys w/ glasses.
guys w/ kittes.
geeks.
I like porn when its well done and tasteful. There is a difference.
intelligence and a sense of humor. Sensitive dudes and those who see beauty in the flawed.
Humor and intelligence are more important than looks or wealth. Just saying
favorite position: the one where sex happens.
that a good one
fantasy: Legend
sign: The crab, Cancer
Also, " Proceed with caution"
most humbling moment: Performing at a story telling show at The Mohawk in Austin. I was so nervous but all my friends we really supportive and my set was the hit of the evening.
It was the first time iI felt comfortable on stage . Seeing all my friends laugh at my story was a great feeling. Not so much a humbling story. But it is about love and friendship and that is nice too
i lost my virginity: at age 17, typical.
CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: a man
MY KINK FACTOR: I'm old-fashioned.
MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal
POT: I'm a total stoner
MY STATUS: single
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Stay in and watch old movies on tv.
I WANT: Friendship, Online Flirting
MY PIGEONHOLES: Emo, Crafty, Arty, Tattooed, Indie Rocker, Fashionista, Retro, Piercing, Hipster, Rockabilly, Bookworm, Geek, Gamer
