MY brother and I got jumped by 5 motherfuckers last night. They were talkin shit about how I wear my sisters jeans and I said, "Nah bro your mom let me grab out of the closet after I fucked her." Then they started railing on my bro and It turned into a brawl. The funny part is, we ended up knocking two of them out before we split. Not bad for a two on 5 that they started. After that we called the cops and an ambulance showed up to take us to the hospital because my brother split his lip and had a fucked up eye. Thats how I copped this kodak moment:
The paramedic in the back was the fucking man. We were all smoking on the way to the hospital talking about these pricks who thought it was cool to start shit with a couple 19 year olds outside a strip club. The upside of that night, we got wendy's right before they jumped us.
On a side note, I'm stoked for summer so I can just relax and rewind. Plus a new tera melos album is coming out so if your into that sorta thingy definitely check it out.
How is everyone else doing?
The paramedic in the back was the fucking man. We were all smoking on the way to the hospital talking about these pricks who thought it was cool to start shit with a couple 19 year olds outside a strip club. The upside of that night, we got wendy's right before they jumped us.
On a side note, I'm stoked for summer so I can just relax and rewind. Plus a new tera melos album is coming out so if your into that sorta thingy definitely check it out.
How is everyone else doing?
It's my birthday and I'm going to New York tomorrow and Philly tomorrow night.
Goddamn I'm such a nerd: The password to my computer is a protein, I'm stoked for Fallout New Vegas, I write blogs with appropriate grammar, I work for my campus software company, I enjoy reading, I listen to math rock, I was on a programming team in high school, my best friend is asian, I go to bed before midnight and wake up by 9, I count prime numbers in my spare time, I recycle....the list goes on.
They got Ludacris and New Found Glory to play the UMass spring concert. I have tickets but I know if I go, I'll run headfirst into a wall and then bash my brains out with an oil drum. Ludacris?! Why not the fucking pixies? Frank Black went to motherfucking UMass! At least I can scalp em...
Hope yall had a happy easter! Warm weather = cut off shirts to show off my sick tribal tats. I need a deck, a drummer, and money. Maybe a woman with a good physique. Come the end of april, nick reinhart and zach hill are doing a couple of improv east coast shows(mostly in ny) so definitely check em out if thats your thing.
MOST OF ALL THOUGH GET THAT NEW USHER JAWNS.
Saw this in walmart a couple days ago and thought it was bizarre...
yup. chocolate crucifixes in celebration of the resurrection of our lord and savior.
MOST OF ALL THOUGH GET THAT NEW USHER JAWNS.
Saw this in walmart a couple days ago and thought it was bizarre...
yup. chocolate crucifixes in celebration of the resurrection of our lord and savior.
Almost got stabbed, saw snowing, pounded a 40, ate pretzels, made fun of bitches at university city, and hung with my brothers negros. I fucking love philly.
So fuckin happy to be back in Philly with my bra. I've only been here two days and we've already managed to get into about three fights (mostly with drunken bros in old city). We're really just hanging around doing nothing and it rocks. Plus we roll fuckin heavy and drink this shit while listening to the new dillinger
I'm bored as fuck because all I have this week are exams so I'll share shit that makes me giggle:
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