ok, so it's not THAT impressive.
Hey, what do you want, an indiscernable mess?
(and complete with sparkling commentary)
ooh, that's GOTTA hurt!
SOMEONE was'nt watching the ball!
*shakes head* Twas' a shame.
None of us will ever be the same again...
Hey look! fries!
Have a great day, everybody!
HEY! TELL ME A JOKE! NOW!
AUG 06, 2004 08:00 AM
Its nice to cook and see some boobs!!!
It makes cooking a good thing.
OHHH FIRES I WANT FRIES Yummy Im hungry!
My friends thinks that If I post there hot pics he will cheat me with the pics... wtf????!!!!
My finger hurts... 
AUG 06, 2004 08:56 AM
LoL! I´m seeing it!!!!! LoL!!!! you have a master mind!
That´s your car???? You did that to it??? EVIL! 
AUG 06, 2004 09:31 AM
Oahhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh DORKKK gonna read it right now.
AUG 06, 2004 09:54 AM
Ok so your mom did that to the car? Is she alive yeat??? If I were your dad... I killed her witha Fatality like in mortal Combat...
DookieJones
Washington, DC
March 2004
AUG 06, 2004 10:27 AM
Oh dear, here I am looking at the wreck of your parents car. Regardless of how bad the wreck is or not...a wrecked car is a wrecked car...and that fucking sucks....so I continue to scroll down and what do I see......a fucking McDonalds bus?!
C'mon now...I haven't had lunch yet.
JOKE TIME:
Q-What animal gets the most bad grades in school?
A-A Cheetah (get it....Chee-tah...chee-TAH)
ba-dum-ching
*crickets chirp*
AUG 06, 2004 12:05 PM
AUG 06, 2004 07:36 PM
Hey I'm totally sorry I never came back when I said be back soon. My computer has been a shitbag lately but I fixed it so all is well now. 
DookieJones
Washington, DC
March 2004
AUG 07, 2004 12:33 AM
Q- How do you catch a squirrel?
A- Climb up a tree and act like a nut.........
ba-dum-ching
Hello?
Hello?
Is this thing on?
Hope all is well....
